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Discussion in 'Busted!' started by CGhost, Mar 19, 2009.

  1. CGhost

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    To jail? And if so did u get butt raped? My step dad keeps saying that If I keep smoking I'm gna end up in jail and if I go to jail I'm gonna someones ass monkey
     
  2. MarcoWasRight

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    You're 17, you'll be in some sort of juvenile detention facility if you manage to get 11 more possession charges before you turn 18. Places like that are just full of angry kids that do stupid shit.

    Once you're over 18, they won't lock you up until they fine you a few times and keep you on probation. County/Low Security State Jails are not real prison. As long as you aren't serving more than a few months, you're fine.

    Any more paranoid questions?
     
  3. stoned away

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    you only get raped in prison, so don't murder anybody or commit armed robbery and you won't get ass raped. If you live in a state where it's decriminalized you have to be arrested 4 times for it to count as a felony and then you'll probably have to get a good lawyer and you prob still won't end up going to prison. Just don't carry a shitload of weed in your and keep all your paraphernalia hidden or at your house and you'll be straight. If oyu smoke in your car, buy some cigars or some zig-zags and if you do get pulled over eat that shit or put in your shoe, or if it's a large amount stick that shit along your ass-crack and you'll be straight good. i had to go to jail for marijuana possession and paraphernalia, all I did was sit in a chair for 12 fucking hours while I waited for them to "process me" such a fucking scam on how they work the system. I even tried to fight it an ended up talking to 30 different people and going to 20 different places just to gather up all the shit I needed for court, that why we all call them bullshit pigs and FUCK THE POLICE
     
  4. CGhost

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    Ah ok tx for the info and tips guys =D
     
  5. CGhost

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    And yes, fuck da police
     
  6. monstermann68

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    yes, if you continue to smoke weed you will be ass raped by many large, hairy men in jail (often at the same time). this is in fact true, and you should be scared shitless every time you light up a bowl. just think what it would feel like to be penetrated by something like that...in jail "no" means "harder". you should have listened to your DARE officers, and your step dad.
     
  7. fortysixand2

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    You're not gonna get raped in juvy or a county jail, I have been to both. MAYBE in prison but you would really have to do some stupid shit before you'd go to prison. Like the other guy said just take simple precautions not to caught. I have never been caught w/ drugs b/c I am smart in the way I do things (KNOCK ON WOOD).
     
  8. TroutLord

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    Your ass is safe. LOL when I was a kid my mom told me that not cleaning my room was the first step to going to prison and getting ass raped. Of course she was more graphic in saying I would also be forced to consume fresh feces...
     
  9. TheShermanator

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    I went to jail for some utter bullshit.. illegal detainment, illegal arrest, illegal imprisonment, etc. but I got put on lockdown so I was all good. :) Although, I hear other inmates yelling to each other about how someone named Chewy got raped in the shower.
     
  10. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    I never went to jail but I have been put in the back of a police truck. I was wasted and being pushed around in a trolly.

    But since my memory serves poorly from that night, when thinking about it, I may have been butt raped. Certainly sounding like a possibility :confused:
     
  11. deleted

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    butt butt buttm think of the bright side, when you get out of jail, rainbows will come out your ass and youll be rich$$$ with skittles..
     
  12. hv444

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    dude your not going to jail for marijuana....you prolly wont even get a ticket if your honest
     
  13. PhazeDaze

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    Wont lie, this is probably one of my greatest fears too. :willy_nilly:
     
  14. Rugor

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    watch this video it explains everything you wanna know.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n6S-ckDiFo&feature=related"]YouTube- Lockup Prison Booty

    the black man says,"booty is more important than water".
     
  15. trippychic09

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    nope, never been to jail and never taken it up the butt.
     
  16. jimmyjoe1

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    I went to jail for two years in the UK for stupid shit*weed* & other fucked up stuff, did not get butt raped, Prison is not as bad in the UK but its still fucked up.
    my advice is just dont get caught..right.
     
  17. lillilly

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    I didn't get butt raped but I did go to jail for three days for less than a gram of weed. It was a very small nugget and yes they really sent me to jail over it. I still have trouble believing it. No I didn't get raped physically but it was horrid. The worst thing that's ever happened to me. I was raped in my soul. :-(
    I'm moving to a more accepting state.
     

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