Have a go

Take the last letter in your first name:

A - I had sex
B - I have
C - I need
D - I sucked
E - I gave head to
F - I got wet n wild with
G - I tasted
H - I played
I - I swallowed down
J - I blew
K - I got down and dirty with
L - I loved
M - I hated
N - I was desperate for
O - I ordered
P - I partied with
Q - I had quickie with
R - I got rowdy with
S - I sold
T - I turned on
U - I gave birth to
V - I stripped for
W - I milked
X - I gave hand to
Y - I aroused
Z - I sold

Take the last letter in your last name:

A - a hobo
B - a male stripper
C - a cat
D - a pencil
E - a naked statue
F - a firefighter
G - a goat
H - a MILF
I - a bastard
J - a male prostitute
K - a clock
L - an adult toy
M - a Louis Vuitton bag
N - a whore
O - a DILF
P - a pimp
Q - a quarter
R - a pornstar
S - a slut
T - a nerd
U - a stuft animal
V - a bitch
W - an ugly fat kid
X - a cheerleader
Y - a gay guy
Z - a pyromaniac

Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first letter of your mothers maiden name):

A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a water bra
G - for a cherry flavored condom
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - for a shopping spree
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - for sex
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z - all for a hot guy

HAVE FUN!!

 

haha, damn, that sucks for me (if i got by richie instead of richard anyways)

"i gave head to a gay guy so i could hookup with a jock" haha
but the alt. "i sucked a gay guy so i could hookup with a jock" isn't much better =/

 

HAHA, i just did my friend's name:

"i milked a pencil just for attention"
and you know...i could totally see him doing it...

 

I turned on a whore just for the attention

 

Haha I just gave head to a Louis Vitton bag!

 

The last letter of my last name is not there.

 

whops wrongf thread

 

oh no it's i got rowdy with a nerd for love....

 

i played a firefighter for a shopping spree

hrm

 

I ordered a pornstar just for the attention lol

 

Lmao You mother fucker!!

 

i had sex with a slut for a one night stand

and it's true too!

 

"i gave head for love"..........

 

i gave head to a whore for birth control

haha

 

i aroused a slut for money

 

fuck balls

I played a gay guy so I could get butt implants

 

priceless!

 

i aroused a hobo and i enjoyed it.

 

fuzz_acid_flowers, i like you!
where were you when i used to be here?

 

I was desperate for a Louis Vuitton bag, just for the attention.



Tragic.

Mine actually makes sense, though.