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Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Blinkandimgone, Jan 6, 2006.

  1. Blinkandimgone

    Blinkandimgone Member

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    Take the last letter in your first name:

    A - I had sex
    B - I have
    C - I need
    D - I sucked
    E - I gave head to
    F - I got wet n wild with
    G - I tasted
    H - I played
    I - I swallowed down
    J - I blew
    K - I got down and dirty with
    L - I loved
    M - I hated
    N - I was desperate for
    O - I ordered
    P - I partied with
    Q - I had quickie with
    R - I got rowdy with
    S - I sold
    T - I turned on
    U - I gave birth to
    V - I stripped for
    W - I milked
    X - I gave hand to
    Y - I aroused
    Z - I sold

    Take the last letter in your last name:

    A - a hobo
    B - a male stripper
    C - a cat
    D - a pencil
    E - a naked statue
    F - a firefighter
    G - a goat
    H - a MILF
    I - a bastard
    J - a male prostitute
    K - a clock
    L - an adult toy
    M - a Louis Vuitton bag
    N - a whore
    O - a DILF
    P - a pimp
    Q - a quarter
    R - a pornstar
    S - a slut
    T - a nerd
    U - a stuft animal
    V - a bitch
    W - an ugly fat kid
    X - a cheerleader
    Y - a gay guy
    Z - a pyromaniac

    Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first letter of your mothers maiden name):

    A - and I enjoyed it
    B - for a one night stand
    C - for money
    D - so I could hookup with a jock
    E - and I got banged after
    F - for a water bra
    G - for a cherry flavored condom
    H - so I could get a nose job
    I - for a vacation
    J - for birth control
    K - for a shopping spree
    L - so people would talk about me
    M - and it was hot
    N - so I could get butt implants
    O - for sex
    P - so I could go around naked
    Q - all for lust
    R - just for the attention
    S - for love
    T - so I could be sexy
    U - all for a fat kid
    V - and i hated it
    W - all for pleasure
    X - so I could get a boob job
    Y - for lube
    Z - all for a hot guy


    HAVE FUN!!
     
  2. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    haha, damn, that sucks for me (if i got by richie instead of richard anyways)

    "i gave head to a gay guy so i could hookup with a jock" haha
    but the alt. "i sucked a gay guy so i could hookup with a jock" isn't much better =/
     
  3. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    HAHA, i just did my friend's name:

    "i milked a pencil just for attention"
    and you know...i could totally see him doing it...
     
  4. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    I turned on a whore just for the attention
     
  5. warpedsoaper

    warpedsoaper eternal optimist

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    Haha I just gave head to a Louis Vitton bag!
     
  6. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    The last letter of my last name is not there. :(
     
  7. FreedomRyver

    FreedomRyver Member

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    whops wrongf thread
     
  8. gulfwinds

    gulfwinds girasoles para los amigos

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    oh no it's i got rowdy with a nerd for love.... :confused:
     
  9. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    i played a firefighter for a shopping spree

    hrm
     
  10. sitareric

    sitareric Banned

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    I ordered a pornstar just for the attention [​IMG] lol
     
  11. sitareric

    sitareric Banned

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    Lmao You mother fucker!!
     
  12. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    i had sex with a slut for a one night stand

    and it's true too! :D
     
  13. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    "i gave head for love"..........:)
     
  14. stebo32

    stebo32 amanita monster

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    i gave head to a whore for birth control

    haha
     
  15. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    i aroused a slut for money
     
  16. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    fuck balls

    I played a gay guy so I could get butt implants
     
  17. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    priceless!
     
  18. lindseybug

    lindseybug Member

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    i aroused a hobo and i enjoyed it.
     
  19. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    fuzz_acid_flowers, i like you!
    where were you when i used to be here?
     
  20. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    I was desperate for a Louis Vuitton bag, just for the attention.

    :eek:

    Tragic.

    Mine actually makes sense, though. :D
     

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