One day, when i had drank some whiskey+tequilia+shnapps I went into the bathroom and had to make the desicion of a lifetime. I had something ready to come out both ends and i had to decide which got to go first. So I puked all over the bathroom and at the same time I shit my pants. I got myself into the shower and then went to bed. The next day I pulled the hose through the window and hosed down the bathroom cause it had a drain on the floor.
Juggs, that condition is called "flappy butthole syndrome". It is caused by too much anal probing, whether through sex (or whatever other reason someone sticks objects in their butt). Suddenly they find that they cannot control their sphincter muscle when a loaded train starts coming down the chute and *wham*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You find yourself hosing off the bathroom floor.
Well another i time I got drunk, I remember stating to drink and then i woke up the next day and there was puke in like 7 different places through out my house and every window or door in the place was barricaded shut with all my stuff
i did once when i was really really sick. i just couldn't make it to the bathroom. it was horrible. i puked and shit. i burned my clothes in the shower. i like to burn things that bring me bad memories.
I can't stand losing control of my body. Don't get me wrong, I have been so sick that both ends were screaming but Jugg, maybe you should consider lightening up on the drink. You are going to hurt yourself.
i think juggs needs to have a woman to wear like a feedbag, that might help him lighten up on the drink.
