have you ever...

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Bassist, Dec 20, 2005.

  1. Bassist

    Bassist Gate crasher!

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    tripped on the stairs, saved yourself, and then kissed the feet that saved you?

    that momentary feeling of impending doom sucks, though.
     
  2. Bocks

    Bocks Senior Member

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    ...No. Can't say I have. Congratulations on your survival though, assuming it's you you're referring to.
     
  3. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    i've jumped down the stairs and sprained my ankle severly before...i then kicked my foot for being so stupid, which really only made it worse...my foot became the size of a watermelon
     
  4. Bocks

    Bocks Senior Member

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    I very rarely fall down stairs. I almost always fall on stairs while ascending them...which results in me falling on my face.
     
  5. Jelena :-)

    Jelena :-) ~

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    :D that made me laugh...

    4 years ago i broke my ankle and it was kinda like watermelon too... that sucked... i couldn't walk by myself for 7 weeks...
     
  6. Bassist

    Bassist Gate crasher!

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    Oh yes...I could have broken a bone easily.

    Thank my lucky stars. Or something.
     
  7. .make.love.not.war.

    .make.love.not.war. Banned

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    haha yes. i always fall UP stairs :D
     
  8. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    haha me too heather!
    cant say i fall down stairs though
    i do sometimes almost fall in the shower though:D
    then i end up thanking the walls for saving me
     
  9. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    how do you fall up stairs...that defys gravity [​IMG]
     
  10. .make.love.not.war.

    .make.love.not.war. Banned

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    haha yeah. the shower is a deadly place :p

    but yeah, i remember this one time that i fell down stairs
    except i didnt really fall down them... i just lost my footing
    and landed on my ass real hard and fell down a couple (on my ass)
    it didnt hurt TOO bad but it sure looked real funny...
    or it must have since my sister was laughin at me so damn hard :( :D
     
  11. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    I slide down bannisters on my ass, or both hands on either rail and slide down with my feet up :D


    On a more related note, probably....
     
  12. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    ahaha:D
    i once almost rolled down stairs after my pants got stuck on a nail and i woooshed to the side and grabbed to the rail.close one!
     
  13. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    I once threw my little brother down a hill :O It wasn't an accident :O I thought something like, 'what would happen if I pushed him off this hill?'. I concluded that he bled pretty badly and cried pretty hard, and my parents weren't happy, especially since they wre standing six foot away.
     
  14. Bocks

    Bocks Senior Member

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    How to fall up stairs:

    Basically, you don't step high enough, so your foot doesn't so much reach the next step as kick the vertical part of it. This causes you to trip and fall on your face. Worst-case scenario, you graze your knee.

    I slid down the stairs on my butt once. It is surprisingly painful.
     
  15. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    well done job!
     
  16. maryfairy

    maryfairy flower

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    thats not the worst case scenario. i fell up the stairs and my throat landed on the baby gate at the top of the steps. it hurt to eat, speak and breathe for 2+ weeks.

    i once slid down the stairs on an air mattress.. into the concrete wall at the bottom :D (it really was more fun than it sounds)
     
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