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  1. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Ever hit a girl? Because I just did. This question is for guys mostly.

    My fucking older sister is a dumb bitch. I went in her room for a second and told her to turn off her jungle beats (because I fucking hate rap) and she told me to fuck off. So I unplugged her stereo and she called me a ******. I said "I'm the fucking nig? Your the one up here bee boppin to all this gorilla shit, turn it the fuck down or sometihng".

    Then she said "don't you ever say that word" And I said "what the hell you just did." and she told me that she didn't mean to say that. Then she started saying "Oh well you wouldn't say that if our uncle was here" (I have a black uncle) and I said "Fuck that jamaican bastard, he ain't my fuckin uncle."

    Then I said "No black man will ever be in my family" just to piss her off.

    But it pissed her off too much. She came charging at me like a fuckin rhino or something. I was sitting on the arm of her couch in her room and she punched me in the face three times. I didn't know she could actually fight, she hit me in the nose, the eye, and the mouth all in 2 seconds.

    So I was lying on the couch for like 5 seconds holding my face because of that brutal attack. Then I thought "I don't even fuckin care anymore... thats it"

    So I got up and she was looking at me like she was about to apologize but I cranked her right in the mouth. As soon as I made contact with her ugly face I could tell she was gonna bleed.

    She grabbed me by the hair and threw me out of her room.

    And thats what just happened to me, not that long ago. Today has definatley started out shitty.


    ...Fuck I'm either going to kill her, or not talk to her for like a year. She's 18 so thats why I don't really feel bad for hitting her. And she hit me three fucking times first for fuck sakes.

    That's all for now folks.
     
  2. Loki557

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    Seems like both you were overreacting at certain points.
     
  3. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Yeah, who knows maybe I shouldn't have said that thing about my uncle, or called her music "jungle beats".

    But she didn't have to hit me. She's lucky our parents are out grocery shopping right now or my mom would probably kick her ass, but then my dad would probably murder me for hitting her.
     
  4. newradicalface

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    Sounds like shit just escalated to a ridiculous level. She definitely shouldn't have had her music that loud and when she was asked to turn the music down she should have (only of course if you don't listen to your music that loud or else you would be hypocritical). Unplugging her shit was deserved if she wouldn't turn down her music. Just because you don't like rap doesn't mean your sister can't listen to it, she should just be respectful of everyone in the house. Your sister starting making some stupid ass comments about not saying something right after she said it, but your comment about your uncle wasn't cool and I can understand why should would get angry.

    Hitting you in the face 3 fucking times though, jesus. I mean I get pissed with my brothers and we still don't punch each other in the face, that is just taking shit way too far. She definitely needed a good punch in the mouth after assaulting your face lol.

    Shit going way too far over nothing kind of reminds me of the time I knocked my brother out for a pack of fruit snacks I think. He was trying to take them so I shoved him, but a little too hard and into a shelf of our pantry haha. He was falling back normally and smacked his head super hard on the shelf, knocking him out, and then he fell like a fucking rock and smacked his head again on the floor. I felt pretty bad, he couldn't even get up and hit me although I know that is all he was thinking. Too bad he can't fight or else altercations with him would be more fun. My older brother on the other hand can exchange some pretty decent punches, but I know how to wrestle and strike while he is more of a straightforward boxer, so I just take his ass down and either ground and pound or put him in a vicious choke :D
     
  5. Captain Cannabis

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    Yeah, it was such a silly problem that could have been solved if she just turned her music down. I was down here on the computer and the ceiling was rumbling from the bass that she sets way to high on the equalizer.

    Now the house is completley silent. It's gonna be pretty damn akward the next time I see her.
     
  6. -beatnick

    -beatnick Senior Member

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    you don't like jungle music? as in jungle/drum n bass? well, i bet you just have the best taste in music eh?

    i did when i was like 7. you're 16. somethings need to be learned.
     
  7. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    What theres actually a genre called jungle music? I was just calling it jungle music because rap is made by ... Okay I don't wanna get banned so I'm just gonna stop what I'm saying about that topic lol.

    And yes my music is superior :p
     
  8. -beatnick

    -beatnick Senior Member

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    yea. jungle/drum n bass, electronic music with heavy basslines and drum beats. i recommend it to anyone with a decent taste in music.

    and my dad calls black people monkeys... and yet says hes not racist rofl... hopefully i won't get banned.

    i'll say there is terrible rap/hip-hop, especially in the last 5 years or so, but 90's hip-hop was amazing. you don't have the right to hate on it especially since it pretty much defined the decade.
     
  9. Loki557

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    Yeah, some rap is pretty good too. You just need to dig through the sludge to find it.
     
  10. codemeister3

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    I would have punched her in the face too!! If a girl thinks that she is strong enough to start a fight with a guy, then she deserves it! I don't know at what point a girl would think that... There is only one reason to hit a girl. That is if she hits you. You rock! If girls think they can hit you and hide behind the "I am a girl" then HAHA. Man... That is the ONLY reason though. If she cheats on you, kills your dad. nothing. only when they attack you
     
  11. codemeister3

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    faelixx is not being construstive. She thinks that the sister should not have been hit? Girls are not immune to fights!!! WTF. If you don't want to get hit, don't hit a guy!! That is like me running up to a dood way bigger than me and hitting him. I wouldn't do it! I would get my ass kicked! so DUH. DON'T
     
  12. Captain Cannabis

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    That's it Fae. Were scrappin'.

    Tomorrow after school at the old water tower!!!
     
  13. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    yea i guess in this situation you hitting her back was justifiable, I would have done the same
     
  14. skamikaze

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    Go back up there and pop that bitch again to make sure she really learned.
     
  15. skamikaze

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    PS. you know what to do with the pillowcase ;)
     
  16. hippieatheart

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    hahah.. its your sister, so i guess it doesn't really count as hitting a "girl"
    my brother has hit me countless times.. and i hit him right back.

    it's a sibling thing, everyone does it.
    if you hit your girlfriend or something though, now thats a different story.
     
  17. Topher D.

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    I think this whole situation is rediculous. but i have to agree that your hitting her was justified. if a woman can hit a man, she should expect to be hit back, just like if she were to hit another woman. She most likely hit you not thinking you would hit her back, because shes hiding behind chivalry. And its your sister. if it was your woman, different story..
     
  18. Aristartle

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    Do you have a job? Any interests?

    I don't think your retaliation was called for at all.

    You deserved to be punched in the face for talking shit about your family, man. Especially everything that man has done for you. He's changed your diapers, picked out your presents, helped you by supporting you and kept your inner most secrets.

    Grow the fuck up. If you can't learn to take your hits like a man after provoking your sister then check yourself into therapy.
     
  19. stinkfoot

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    I suggest a pair of pre-frontal lobotomies and intensive shock therapy as a follow up for the both of you.
     
  20. lune

    lune Senior Member

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    You both sound stupid... I've never hit a girl, and hope I never do... that being said your sis was attacking you pretty bad by the sound of it... A punch is a little much but she did deserve it, I mean c'mon she was hitting you in the face... I woulda brought out the thunderslap personally :boxing_smiley:
     
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