Have you

Littin up a fat bowl AS you were taking a fat piss? I just did that just now, and I was like woah that was badass lol.

 

ive smoked while taking a shit...good times

 

Yeah, hehehe

And sometimes while taking a bubble bath.. Actually, that sounds really nice right about now on this chilly, rainy ass Friday night with no plans..

 

no but good story

 

shower/bath smoking is one of my favorites

 

hey, you're in Philly? cool, I'm from Philly

 

Bowl? How the fuck you gonna light a bowl and hold the shotgun while you're holding your dick?

I like drinking my beer/liquor as I piss and I always say "Out with the bad, in with the good"

 

Just tuck it and sit, man! No one's keeping score

 

Thats why it was so badass I didn't even need to touch my dick I just had it pointed the right way

 

I thought the same thing

 

I've hit a bong while doing the rubiks cube. we were taking turns and i was occupied doin the cube so my friend light for me. the rubik's cube was muscle memory for my group of friends at the time so ya.
And you packed the bowl or hit it while pissin? I would not be able to pack it, but hit it ya

 

I've smoked a bowl while getting my dick sucked. That's as good as it gets

 

haha can't beat that ^

Yeah man, no shame tucking if your lighting a fat bowl.

Smoked a bowl while peeing outside in the summer, just dropped my pants and let it fly

 

You must have a small dick if it's just naturally pointed outwards. If I tried that I'd piss all over my legs.

 

It gets better. I was smoking a blunt while getting my dick sucked. The ash got long and accidentally dropped in her hair. I just put my hand on the back of her head and sort of rubbed it in trying to cover it up.

She never knew.

 

i took a hit while talking to a police officer on the phone as a witness to something once...it was pretty sweet

 

Hahaaa nice. I got pulled over last night for not having a light on my liscence plate lol. When he was writing the warning ticket, what if I took a fat hit lol. Id totally do it to I have some decent balls.

 

hahaha I got pulled over when I was smoking a joint one time. I dropped the joint int he floor before the cop came to my window, but it was still smoking in the floor of my car. I know he smelled it, because the car was pretty smoked out.

 

Naa, you just need to get a bit of a hard on and the pressure will do the rest

 

yes, yesss!!!