Haven`t been to sleep; freaking out thinking aliens are going to get me. lol

I`ve heard stories & I`m just being paranoid because I`ve yet to go to sleep. BLAAAAH. haha, anyway.... yep. This is me being a paranoid creeeeep. Goodnight. :2thumbsup:

 

the other night, myself being of sound mind and all. I was hearing some noises. I know it was slenderman, but I cant prove it..

 

I once analy probed a hamster cause I am an alien. I then took out the probe and used it for my toothbrush. I dont know why I like chicken. So I took out a knife and started eating beef? Some call me crazy but I consider myself an adventurererererererer.

Dont hate me. I like probes, not like its any different from humans and pigs? Correct? How far have you read so far? If you are normal you shoulda stopped reading when you heard anal probe. Unless of course you are paranoid about aliens, I just wanted to see how far you got... Still reading? holy shit. I am about to run out of patience, please stop reading now.......
please stop
I am serious I can only take so much. This is really bugging me, do we have a problem? please give me your social security # so I can meet up with you. Alright FUCK YOU, totally not cool bro. Holy shit I am tired, how am I still typing. Well I might as well give you the rundown of tonights events. I am going to go to the bathroom after you stop reading this. Sit down on the toilet and take the most amaazing shit ever. After that I am going to pass out. So PLEASE! stop reading I am suffering from seep deprivation.

Screw off already. why are you tortuing me? I am a human am I not? Are you really still reading? You must be as bored as me... Well now that I know you are bored. I will stop here so you can continue being bored. Peace.

 

nice one. lol.

 

....dont know what to say. Still thinking about an anal probe in a hamster.....

 

If it is just the thought of them doing something , dont worry. Some people see u.f.o.s. Unless you have memories that have been gotten through hypnosis , or have strange marks on your body , have missing time , glow under u.v. light , or stuff like that dont worry about it . desert rat
p.s. when they do abduct you , tell them , no anal probes plz

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r25ZUxTURis"]The Fourth Kind - Official Trailer - YouTube

 

Awe, come on dude. I hate that movie.. it`s scary. lol

 

Nah, I just heard these unusually loud hissing sounds outside of my window. My room is on the 2nd floor of my house so I was just tripping out. No worries.. I only posted this because I was bored, tired, & paranoid. haha.

 

slenderman is 3 stories tall.. :leaving:

 

who is slenderman? :x

 

This guy





Hotwater :hide:

 

Holy shit! Is he real? :x

 

yes

 

Allegedly

H

 

Dude, I`m scared for life now I just watched a video about him on Youtube & no one knows if he`s real or not..... ugh<\3

 

I`m just going to say; I`m not going to fear slenderman. I`ll just embrace his existance & if he ends up being the reason for my death someday.. so be it. lol.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqI0U3pBdA"]Roommate Alien Prank Goes Bad - YouTube

 

I went through a phase like that too. This boy I was seeing at the time was sleeping beside me and I swear to god he started making alien sounds with his eyes closed. It was like 4am and I couldn't sleep because I thought my boyfriend was an alien.

Sucked.