So I go to have a piss, am not fully concentrating on the task at hand.. BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN.. I'm unaware that my forskin is in some random position at the tip... and merrily piss all over the fucking place!! (like if a hose has the end folding over itself.. Just piss to the side..) No it has nothing to do with aim as this is a skin only issue. ARGH!! Why isn't having a piss simple?! Have to walk out of the ol' WC looking and feeling a tard with splashes down me legs because I fail at pissing :[
I posted that problem in the parenting forum (when training my son) and got no decent responses. Once he peed in 5 directions and sprinkled the whole toilet.... So, what do you usually do about it?
5 directions is bloody impressive Just takes caution mainly, a quick wiggle on the old forskin can normally straighten it up before pissing or pull it back if feeling super cautious. Just a case of moving out of the flow of piss. Doesn't happen often but when it does it's a bastard.
I should have specified more clearly "How about making it a habit to always pull your foreskin all the way back when you piss"
that even doesn't even work for me all the time and due to female terror and failing at pissing i'll just sit down from now on and i'm used to it now i'm poor at pissing
dudenameddrob, the thing is, I'm not the sort to always put effort into my pissing, every now and then I'm fighting time to piss before my bladder explodes after a long journey. Over time I'll maybe get a subconcious habbit that avoids pissing problems.. but for now, I'm in a constant battle with my forskin. raindbowedskylover, dude, female terror? what did she do to your todger? :S
I understand what your saying bro, but if you conciously do it for awhile, it will just become a subconcious habit u know... hey its worth the effort, 2 weeks of puttin a bit of effort into pissing vs. a lifetime of cleaning up piss.........
There is a joke, that explains this just fine. A father is potty training his only son. Dad gives these isntructions. Step 1. Unzip 2. Pull it out of your pants. 3. Pull back the foreskin. 4. Piss. 5. Push back the foreskin 6. Put it away, and Zip up. Later, Mom hears the boys voice repeating..... 3---5---3---5---3---5--- Sorry. It's an OLD joke.
What a great idea...now if everyone would please form a line behind this small gillotine, we'll get started Thanks for your valuable input on this matter, Cutted.
I think that is a fine idea. Maybe we could watch it on You-Tube. I can think of an Hip Forums member who would love to see that!
Matt, it took me a minute to get that. LOL! Damn, how hard is it for a grown man, with a retractable skin to pull it back? My dh is skinned, my son is intact. My SON makes less of a mess tahn my chopped to the glans husband. If a 15 year old boy can obviously remember what to do, then anyone can. Just pull it back, dude. Be nice to it, though. Your foreskin is your friend.
