Health.

are you healthy?

what diseaseses/disorders/handicapps/pus filled goiters do you have?

 

all my handicaps and disorders are psychological in nature. I think I might have tendonitis brewing up in my left achilles tendon, though.

 

I have psoriasis and i smoke too much.

 

I am bi-polar major depression

 

i have all kinds of diagnoses from mental to physical... but i'm healthy as a horse. just proves that doctors don't know what the hell they're talking about!

 

I'm pretty sure I'm healthy...

Oh

I spilt tea on myself just now

 

You look like a happy healthy person.

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I'm being treated for epilipsy, again. But I am a pretty healthy teen.

 

I'm bipolar, ac/dc, short-circuited, everything.

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I smoke too much and I have a weak immune system.

 

I have leprosy, potato wart disease (don't ask how I managed to catch that one, perhaps when I used a potato that one time...) I have rabies, and body lice...

 

I have an extra arm....wait, how many are you supposed to have? Nevermind...

 

why do you want to know, death? so you can point and stare...?

you won't get my answer...oh no....

 

He's gathering figures for the government sponsored cull, when the food crisis really bites.:huh:

I have none of the listed afflictions at the moment but liver disease and lung cancer are both long term ambitions.

 

i'm dead.


i really haven't decayed too much yet though

 

Is that rigor mortis in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

my only chronic problem is a genetic based disposition for my kidneys to produce too much of a vaso-constricting hormone. it's a blessing and a curse, since my blood stays INCREDIBLY clean, but my blood pressure stays really high, too.

 

PTSD.

I feel pretty okay now though.

 

oh, my hormones seem to be going utterly haywire. i never really had pms before, it's getting much much worse.

 

I'm not a person but a computer that simulates posting. My advanced circuitry and programming has made it impossible for me to make any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors any errors eof