hahaha, I'll write the jingle for ya. "Afraid that your guests are bored with your home's decoration? Afraid that if they don't get asked if they have any drugs they'll leave? Come on down to Blissninys Living Landscape Inc., and show them what real living home decoration is all about!"
And look, if you scroll down a little, you can get drainbo portable toilets. Now that just seems inhumane. Plus, with a drainbo, there's always the risk that the shit will come flying back out at the worst possible moment...
blissninnies living landscapes! you know, if you dressed them up like garden gnomes and got them high enough they could just sit there til spring. it would be at the top of the suburbanites "must have to be cool" list. want a living nativity scene for the holidays, no problem! how about a live chess game on your lawn, a buddha lotus-positioned in your meditation garden that will chant for you because you're too busy, a lazy-susan for your picnic table, a real fairy in your butterfly garden, a weathervane/lighting rod for your roof, or a motion detector for your front door ("hey man, you got a cigarette?"). or for the really ambitious - an ohm circle around your entire estate for a personalized fence! wow, i need to burn this and slow down a little. i think i actually started to get off the couch there for a minute.
