help, first time...

ok, there's a really good chance I'm going to get some ass this fri. it will be my first time, I need some help can some one give me some advice on what to do and stuff...please I have know I idea about this stuff I don't want to look stupid like I don't know what I'm doing, so what should I do...

 

honey, it's like learn to swim on a dry land.. Anybody can tell you anything.. but you'll never know if you won't try it.. Just do what you feel.. that's the best advice I can give you..

 

but such an advice: please, use condom.

 

Do what feels natural. You won't be doing anything "wrong". There is no way to do anything wrong.

 

take it slow.. ask her what she wants.. take ques from your partner.. and if your unsure of how something makes her fell.. ASK

 

ugh...
don't think of it as getting some 'ass'
try to make a connection with them and then you can't go wrong.

 

soo.. what happened? did you get "ass?"

 

is it her first time too?

 

you're putting it in her ass, right? then i have no advice for you!

 

seriously, don't be a fool: wrap your tool.

 

Was that stolen from the Sunday Night Sex show?? hah

 

nope, stole that from 'Van Wilder'

and if you don't wrap your tool,
"Don't thank me. Thank penicillin."