help me get clean

drug test for a job some time next week last time i smoked was monday

what should i do to get clean ive drank alot of water and cranberry juice

 

Exercise.

 

yeah ove been doing that too

does it matter if i sweat or not

 

you should sweat..
and make sure you don't drink cranberry juice cocktail..
i forget exactly why, but i just think plain 100% cranberry juice is better

 

piss for enjoyment
not for employment

 

lol

 

yea thats the basic idea...you can go to any sweat lodge and purify your glands. but you also need to burn off some of that fat the THC is stored in.

 

lol, and hippieatheart is right you have to get 100% cranberry juice if you use that

 

go jogging dude, and i heard drinking red bull will clear your system fast as shit. cuz of all the niacin in it.

 

is this true im about to buy like 19 of them

 

I seen someone recently say that burning fat cells makes you piss out more thc, so i would say dont work out the day or the test and piss before you go. morning piss is the worst for tests.

 

dont drink red bull all the time you'll crash so hard. stick to chugging pickle juice.

 

i heard drinking vinegar cleans you out

 

yea vinegar and pickle juice are acidic liquids that help get rid of it. try to drink a cup of each a day. and at least 1-2 liters of water a day.

 

Not much to add other than shitloads of water to flush your system. I've heard lemon juice works wonders but..good luck with that one. And for exercising, stop a day or two before the test.

 

not touching vineager i did a shot and threw up

ruined my moms shot glass too

does red bull have niacan im bout to go buy 3

 

too much niacin will make you feel like your skin is on fire from the inside............it's a terrible feeling and you can go into siezures. The best thing you can do is pound water, and buy a good detox/mask drink. Also it's a good idea to take a heavy dose of a B-Complex vitamin to color your piss yellow if your trying to dilute.

 

Fuck all this, why dont you all use fake piss??? I dont get this shit.

 

These threads are all starting to look the same. maybe you should try the search button? (Lol)...Also how the HELL do you update your signature.i have looked all over this site and there is NO option for it.

 

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