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Hi,
I am a single man and i was wondering if any of u guys knew of a way to feel like your having sex by making a vagina or somthing with household objects? Thanks

 

Pie.

 

anything else?

 

You can go to an adult store and get some toys . A love doll , pocket pussy , ect. There are not the same as the real thing . If you do a search you will find a post be me on sex with robots . A link to a story where in the future there will be robots made just for sex . I would not try turning a sabor saw , or blender in to a sex toy , too much can go wrong . Its embarsing to explane accdents to the doctors . desert rat
p.s.http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=460190&f=13

 

Although not technichally made of household objects, as the thread specifies, I would highly recommend getting a FleshLight. Whereas most sex toys are extortionately priced, the FleshLight is quite reasonable.

As far as home made devices are concerned, years ago, long before I even knew of the existence of the FleshLight (and before the existence of the internet, come to that) I made myself a device which served me in much the same way in the following manner:

Take the foam rubber from the cushion of a discarded armchair & cut it in half.

Bind each half in Cling-Film.

Tie the ends together using parcel tape / duct tape.

Apply water based lube (oil based lubes, such as Vaseline, will degrade the Cling-Film) & get down to business.

N.B. You may like to try stretching condoms over the foam rubber sections, instead of the Cling-Film, as condom latex can be remarkably durable. However, I have no idea whether this would work or not - just a notion for a variation of the original design, which DID used to work most effectively for me.

 

^^^^^^^ Blue Peter moment. I like it.

 

There is also lotion http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotion http://www.walmart.com/cp/Hand-Creams-Lotions/1001515 http://www.victoriassecret.com/beauty/lotions-and-creams?pageAt=all I get mine at a 99 cent store http://www.99only.com/ desert rat

 

Who's to say what Blue Peter might come up with, taking the BBC's current record into consideration.

 

buy a fleshlight they are as real as it gets

 

Quite so.

 

Zip loc bag filled with lube (maybe some rubber bands too) and then put in between a matress and box spring. See online for directions. Choose the lube carefully. I chose wrong and it felt like my penis was on fire - in a bad way.