here, try taking some of this

"here, try taking some of this infinite organic kabbalistic technology derived from the ancient universal Kundalini energy, its bound to do good wherever it is, for all things know it and abide spontaneously, it is the sacred Ness, Mother of Waters." said the kindly Old Man(?? perhaps an amalgamation of individuals operating as one) and he poured into our hands several small orangish oblong seeds, we planted them later on, but they didn't seem to do anything.