Here you go ladies.... the 1,234 pound man

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  1. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    At 560 kg, Mexican man weighs into record books


    Jul 20 05:10 PM US/Eastern


    A Mexican tipping the scales at 560 kilograms (1,234 pounds) will be listed as the world's fattest man by the Guinness Book of Records, while a loss of 200 kilos (440 pounds) may make him the man who lost the most weight.

    "I'm glad to be in the Guinness Book as the fattest man. I am also happy to have lost 200 kilos," Manuel Uribe, 41, told AFP.

    Uribe was able to leave his home in Monterrey, northern Mexico in March aboard a trailer to celebrate his weight loss.

    Guinness has recognized his weighty achievement with a glass plaque.

    "They gave it to me, I have it in my hands," said Uribe, who founded an organization to help overweight people.

    Uribe's photograph appears in the 2008 Guinness Book of Records alongside a description of the treatment he has had and offers of surgery he has received.

    Uribe said the editor of the book had promised to visit him next year, and held out the possibility of appearing in the 2009 edition as the man who had lost the most weight. Uribe appeared on television in 2006 seeking help for his excess weight, which has plagued him for more than 20 years, most of which he has spent in bed.
     
  2. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    hey what about us.....


    guys?[​IMG]
     
  3. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    achievement you say?

    hmmm
     
  4. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    At least I have masturbation material for tonight.
     
  5. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    They coulda used a guy like him in the Donner Party!
     
  6. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    His farts must register on the Richter Scale.
     
  7. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Ha! :D
     
  8. VirgoStar

    VirgoStar Member

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    mmm.... break me off a pieve of that man!! not like he'd notice if you did....
     
  9. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    oh, i would sooo do him....
     
  10. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    He hasn't seen that thang for years!Bet his turds are big as racoons.
     
  11. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    1-2-3-4 brilliant!
     
  12. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Um, is that his thigh or his nutsac?

    Never mind, don't wanna know...
     
  13. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    If that is a nut in there...

    Oh my.

    He's like a living Dali painting.
     
  14. drew172

    drew172 Senior Member

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    Hahaha, that popped into my head too....
     
  15. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    pfff thats hardcore!
     
  16. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Awww I saw about him on dateline or 20/20 or some show a while back. He has to excercise on his bed and stuff and really his story is sad. He has some kind of disorder....

    But still...

    :tasty:
     
  17. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    he took my yob
     
  18. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    He's bringing sexy back.
     
  19. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    Uh oh... :eek:
     
  20. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    raccoon sized turds? thats an added bonus to those tits. God the hours I could spend fucking them.
     

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