Here's a good "what if" question

Someone throws you in a 5x5 ft room and you only have these five items

1. A framed picture of Bea Arthur
2. 3 foot of yarn
3. a package of five of those wooden Clothes hangers you use on a line
4. A record of "Frampton comes alive"
5. a rubber band

You can't leave the room for 12 hours. What would you do?

(edit) you have a small bud in your pocket to smoke as well and a lighter

 

Break the glass, wrap the yarn around a nice shard of it. Kick the door down and cut their jugular.

 

You're let out in 12 hours man!

 

Nobody is going to keep me anywhere against my will, unless it's jail. That's called kidnapping and my homicide would be justified :2thumbsup:

 

lays down the picture of Bea Arthur, breaks bud apart..

string yarn across the room, puts it thru the album hole. spins record on string .. 4 teh lulz...

reenacts Mommy Dearest. NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!

reenacts Ernie rubberband scene , Or is that rubber duckie.. fuck it , Im high.. masturbates to Bea Arthur while singing thank you for being a friend..

 

:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

You win.

 

Smoke the nug, star at Bea Arthur till I pass out XD

 

i'd be praying you didnt own a Gimp

 

obviously i would roll a bea arthur joint.

 

Smoke the bud and go to sleep. Simple.

 

hmmmm, tie my hair up in the rubber band...
turn the bea arthur photo around, she honestly has always creeped me out and even more so now that she's dead...I don't want her staring at me
Smoke the weed, I'd play the record if I could, but there's not a record player, right? then nap...
When I wake up, I'd make something with the yarn and clothes pins
ooo, I'd make a clothes pin kitten art piece to go along with the yarn

 

well the yarn, clothspins and rubber band might be fun to play with. the other two items are neither interesting nor useful.

most likely i would ignore all five. in the abscence of other distractions my mind will take me where i want to go (not physically of course, but location matters primarily as something to explore. also if i haven't been strip searched and everything in my pockets confiscated, there is always a writing impliment and notebook, at the very least, along with various tools on my key ring, belt buckle, shoe strings and so on.

people are always leaving things in rooms they are unaware of having left.

meditate, possibly sleep, but first, or almost first, explore the room's minutia.

you can say it contains nothing of interest, to you, but you have no idea what i can find interest in. even the paint and molding are of more interest then the stupid picture and useless record.

 

Use the yarn, rubber bands, clothes pins, and record to build a make-shift string instrument. Smoke the nug and then put on a solo 10 hour jam session dedicated to the only audience member, Bea

I'd end the show masturbating while singing thank you for being a friend

 

You might also consider Imaginary Lover by the Atlanta Rhythm Section. Some say that the guy is singing about his hand in that tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIc8krqspIc"]Atlanta Rhythm Section Imaginary Lover - YouTube

 

I would take a nap.

 

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my only question is, how is everybody smoking this nug? there was no mention of a bowl, or any other smoking apparatus, and i think i'm the only one who made any mention of using one of the appropriated instruments for smoking. is there some way of smoking a loose nug that i'm unaware of?

 

lol

maybe id eat it? or...plug it?

 

then the challenge would be to make a smoking implement using only the items in the room.

 

That's right. So the weed can't even be smoked..I think all of the mentioned items are just used for torture. They're useless in the scenario.