horror or horrors, my 5 year old caught dave and i in the act last night. she needed a drink of water. we've never had to lock the bedroom door before.
I didn't know there was a specific time period for outside sex... When is the day when outside sex ends? I wanna know my time contraints here.
ok so how many of you would find it weird if your partners mother called @ 4 in the morning to say... hey hey it's the first of May outside sex begins today ?? she apparently has been saying this to him every May for quite some time and well maybe a little different but this totally took me off guard because we haven't been talking to the women for a few months because of her nasty attitude...blahh with all the details =X but seriously what mother says that to her son? very weird *shudders*
in roswell, it's year round if you have thick enough blankets to lay on the rocks and a great deal of sunscreen.
hmm, at the arse end of the Southern Hemiphere...it's pretty much winter already...drizzly, grey, frozen ground... 1st of May, 1st of May, sex by the fire starts today? only that doesn't rhyme...dammit!
