Hey mom i got a baby. Her name is Aurora and she is 3 weeks old. Her mothers name is Nirvana, she is a hippy and Buddhism follower that lives in Netherlands. Now Aurora lives in my closet. I give her water and some times i mix in blood meal. I think she likes it alot. Although the relative humidity is kinda low but she seems ok. I hope the best for her and all good until the end. I hope i don’t fail this time. Best regards, you know who. you think she is gonna be ok with this?
I don't think a child living in the closet and predominately on water is proper care, unless that child is Harry Potter. I suggest animal crackers and fresh air.
No. your mother will not be ok with your drug induced ramblings about a 3 week old baby you stole from a buhdist in the Netherlands that you now keep in your closet. However, I'm sure she will be concerned about the humidity.