high play by play

i'm not Hyphy I'm Hyphy's little brother and he wants me to do the play by play of him and my cousin MdWb lit. I hope its funny.

 

Hyphy and MD hop back through the window. MD says to open it all the way cause he feels nervous. They laugh. Hyphy takes off his slippers and says he needs to take off his Sylvester Stalones. They laugh. My fan is squeaking and MD thinks its a mouse. MD just punched me in my arm for no reason. They laugh.

 

MD read what I typed out loud and just said did I say that, swear that's me talking. He said he can't read fast because the weed makes his mind slower, watch the reaction. Now he said I don't even know if I could read it sober, I'm hella stupid. Hyphy went into the closet and says he feels like he's in prison. Get me out of this prison the Warden's harassing me.

 

are you a bunch of fumb kids smoking weed?





if you are i am too.
im about to hit and minihooka.

hrese my play by play.

hits hooka and then.........................

 

MD laid on the ground and rolled himself up in a blanket and says "They turned me into a Burrito." I said who did and he said the wizard. Hyphy says that he wants to get out of this prison. MD says he feels like something's plugged into his back. He unrolls himself. He was laying on top of a phone charger.

 

yeah thats tight, if your high post the play by play might as well.

 

MD said stop typing my life, I don't want that there it's weak. Hyphy get out of prison when my other brother, which he called the judge, let him out. Hyphy disapears into the next room. MD says "Hey yo I'm getting up. I'm getting up up. Go up they keep getting up. Nigga get up, my niggaz get up. Get up up off your seat, get up up your seat." Wow, we're all dying! Stupid funny

 

MD puts in The Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction. He says he feels like he rules the world. He's going to crush everybody. He said he's going to pick Abomination because he's bombing the nation. Hyphy is sitting in the corner, in my garage. He said the teacher told him to sit in the corner. He said the teacher's name is Mr. Edowell.

 

MD says that he wants to play as someone buff and that Abomination looks like a goblin. Hyphy gets up, goes to the kitchen and makes a turkey sandwich. Turkey, ham, mashed potatos and gravy on a crossant. He says the mashed potatos are the mayonaise and the gravy is the mustard. He puts frosted flakes in it also. He says should I put chocolate syrip too. My other brother says no. He brings it into the room and starts laughing.

 

MD asks me to plug the XBox into the big tv, he'll give me 50 cents. He says he'll give me 50 cents even if I don't do it because he is nice. The dogs lick Hyphy's face and he says it raining, I can't stop the rain. Huphy looks at what I'm typing and says who's that dancing, Freddy Pindagrass? We laugh. MD says something about Yao Ming, I couln't hear it and he says he forgot what he said. Now he said something bout bops and Luther Vandross. He's talking too fast for me to type.

 

Hyphy opens up a bottle of Grey Goose and says Awww, why'd I do that, closes it and puts it away. MD is rapping about nothing and using nonsense words that don't mean anything. "Got your cloud mal-ging. Do string the thing like Yao ming, toa spring. His ding ding is hella sing sing." We all die. Wow. He's says let's go paint because he's in the mood and he says "I want Domino's pizza and I'm really willing to eat some and I don't give a fuck. Why aren't you listening bro." We laugh. Hyphy gives the rest of his sandwhich to the dog begause it tasted mainy. He disapears into the other room again. MD says he's hungry too and disapears into the next room too. Gotta follow them, be back.

 

MD makes a bowl of fruitloops. Hyphy goes to his room and hops out the window he says stop following him. MD goes back to the room, puts the bowl down and digs in his backpack. He pulls out a mini pack of Chips Ahoy and Nutter Butters. He starts eating. Hyphy looks in through our window and says, whats going on in this room? He laughs and walks away into the darkness. MD eats and plays The Hulk.

 

MD says damn I ain't never seen a nigga that big(refering to the Hulk). If I seen a dude like that in real life I would be like, damn cuddy could you roll with me? We could smash cats. I'll pay you $10. He laughs. I farted and MD says put on some music, was that a beat? We laugh. He says, that was a fart? I thought it was a beat that goes wremp wremp wremp. We all laugh. He says, thats hella nasty how you gonna have a fart that goes wremp wremp wremp? He's playing the hulk and says something about yippy skippy, I couldn't hear everything. He says he didn't you could charge up any move. now he's grabbing every human he runs into and slams them to the ground. He says, Damn Bruce Banner you're so mean. Hyphy comes back into the room after hella long. He says he got lost, he was circling the polls. We tell him what happened, he laughes.

 

A moth is flying around my room and they say they're being attacked. Hyphy says its a pteradactyle. MD says no its a flepnin. Now they're arguing about what it is. My other brother says its a fucking moth. MD puts his hands on his head and says stop yelling at me. Now he says awww because he dropped the controler. I said what the fuck is a flepnin. MD said, who said that. I said you did. He said oh and starts laughing. He says I don't know. Alot of nothing and I think Hyphy went to sleep. Nope, I hear the kettle. That muthafucker is making some Rasberry Tea. MD says its too cold to drink something too hot. What? Whatever, anyway he fell off of a building with the Hulk and says that his feet hurt. MD then says remember when Juans feet stunk like fuck? I almost passed out that shit was hella nasty. I hear Hyphy say oh fuck, I think he burned his tongue. Yup he burned his tongue. I'm going to stop now cause I'm sleepy. I think Hyphy's going to take over so it might start getting incoherent from here on out. Good fight, good night. Hyphy says no, we need a hero like you. We laugh.

 

remember wen that dude said jimminy jilikers? oh shit we finna play doom stu. its gonna be mayney.

 

wanderlei silva is a fucking monster man. he be grabbbing the ropes and stomping on people and he be head butting>?

 

This was pretty funny, but was weed really all that was consumed??

 

We beer bonged too, you know shotgunned. And I had a Vic.

 

wow, 16 of the 18 posts in this are by hyphy...
couldnt you just combine them all to make one?

p.s. make that 16 of the 19

 

As much as I didn't even want to read that ... I could not stop.

Ha, sounds like you guys had a pretty eventful night.