High School

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  1. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Holy fuck, I used to love high school. Grades 9 through 12 were awesome, I got in lots of trouble with teachers and shit and I was a little bastard until grade 11.

    Now when I go to school all I see are dumb little fucking kids that get in my way. Every single person is fake, all the guys talk about is fighting and drug/gangs and other stuff I don't care about and all the girls just spread rumours like typical little teenage cunts.

    I'm only here until the end of the semester because I just needed 2 credits. I was gonna stay for the whole year just for shits and giggles but that plan has been thrown right out the god damn window. I feel so much older than everyone but I'm not even that much older.

    Kids today are FUCKED. Especially the girls, what the fuck has happened to the females of every year past 1993. They are the biggest fucking sluts to walk this earth. Seriously, I only have two classes this semester so I'm always gettin' high or skatin' while I'm waiting for next period.

    Back to the story, these fucking chicks are insane, like I could fuck every single one of them because they just want some older guy to fuck the shit out of them. It pisses me off so much because their hurting themselves and they don't even know it.

    Holy fuck I hate high school, I never understood why all the people in their 20's in shit say high school sucks but I sure do now.

    ...God damnit, I lost my train of thought. Anyway fuck school and fuck the moon.
     
  2. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    Clearly you care about their feminine integrity.
     
  3. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    This is what I mean.
     
  4. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Of course; what man wants to be surrounded by a bunch of herpes infested sluts?
     
  5. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    I'm probably safe in saying 'a man who hasn't spent his life surrounded by bunches of sluts.'
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    where the hell were the sluts when I was in highschool
     
  7. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't agree, but my laugh sure did!:D
     
  8. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Horny teenage girl wants to have sex she's a slut but what if you're doing it.
     
  9. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Bullshit. Horny teenage girl that has tons've sex is a slut, just like if a boy does it he's a pig.

    I'm sure we've all had female friends that we told to stay away from that guy.
     
  10. infantdressingtable

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    i hear you man. and you know what? we can all point and blame and stuff, but look at society. it's not just high school kids and teenagers, it's celebrities that set out this example that think it's okay for others to copy. then you have your rap music which is complete bogus, filled with foul language and sexual references, thinking it's okay to "fuck bitches" and "get high". now the fashion with the baggy pants and the underwear showing, the disrespect towards adults, it's literally an ongoing list. unless all of us as a society agree to have some changes made, it's pretty much down hill and possibly rock bottom from here on out. you can expect girls to get sluttier, boys to get more violent and disrespectful, and the kids to get more ignorant. but not only kids, us as a whole. im your age cannabis, so i exactly know how you feel man.
     
  11. CannbisSouL

    CannbisSouL Smoke 'till you toke. Lifetime Supporter

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    Fuck all the bitches, get high as fuck.
    Nothing else to do in my life otha than smokin' err'day.

    ..:ssmokeit:
     
  12. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    This was actually, word for word, my senior quote ;)

    Right on man, right on....
     
  13. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I dedicate this song to all the sluts out there.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=947WADZbohQ"]YouTube - Dying Fetus - Hail Mighty North / Forest Trolls of Satan (Anno Clitoris 666 Opus II)



    And this song too. I fucking hate it but all my friends used to listen to it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihw7EPYIM1Q"]YouTube - Attila - Soda In the water cup
     
  14. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    First song is tight.

    My MP3 player obviously needs a hefty dose of Dying Fetus.
     
  15. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    I really missed school.
    I am going back to school to finish credits.
    Math... :(

    My first day back i saw this girl get her hair ripped out and this dude get his head busted open! :eek:

    I completely agree with you about girls being sluts.
    I for one am not a slut but i know plenty of them and i see them around.. i don't care about them but i hear them talking. Its really sad that young females especially pretty ones don't have any respect for their body.
     
  16. lifer02

    lifer02 Stoned Ape

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    im fixing to drop out..
     
  17. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Probably shouldn't
     
  18. lifer02

    lifer02 Stoned Ape

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    my life plans have nothing to do with a school education, im not going to waste my time. ive already screwed myself grade and credit wise anyway. i cant sit in school for 5 minutes without feeling violated for being forced to be there, i literally have to leave after about an hour before i start a fight with one of the douchebags that are the excuse for today's youth

    school is a joke, i wont play the 'game' that they want me to play
     
  19. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I went through high school thinking the exact same thing. It wasn't until years later that I discovered the only single year of high school that matters grade wise is grade 12. The first three years are simply babysitting.




    As for the OP. Why don't you just smoke some weed and fuck some sluts. Problem solved, enjoy your last year because the real world is coming soon and it isn't that friendly.
     
  20. lifer02

    lifer02 Stoned Ape

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    thats exactly what it is, lunar lol. Years of schooling to be determined by a senior project, $10, and 60 hours of community service...
     
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