Hipforums King Election

As the one and only queen, I am holding an election for the Hipforums King. No, it's not you, Alex. I beat your ass when I took over your spot. Post a picture and why you should be




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the new hipforums king!

 

I think I should be! and you can see my pic in my gallery!

Holly
the future hipforums king!

 

I think you two would make a beautiful pair...

 

You don't elect a king.....

 

in my town you do

 

mysticalshroom he is the number one candidate at the moment, if you can find one just a tad crazier, thatd be great

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I want to be king! *cries*

and I thought I was so pretty!

Holly

 

alright alright i'll go check out your gallery

 

how about Smiley

 

Hmmmm. Me a king? I've already got a lot of ideas for capital punishment around here too :X

 

i dont know if i like all that violence






and hippyfreek, you have to have a penis to qualify! those babies dont make themselves you know

 

can I rub oil on your chest

 

Ya know...I like Shroom's second candidate...I'll abdicate before I get to the thrown

Holly

 

Only if you promise to be my royal mistress....

 

alright chaosfactor.. you and mysticalshroom can have your own chamber for doing your, er.. duties

 

haha yay can I use corn oil..

 

okay, here is one more..

 

Sure. Anything non-flammable. I'm not having any more accidents like that.

 

oooo! I want him to be king!

Holly

 

That look like that "Earthquake" guy that used to wrestle on WCW years ago.