Hitting a she male?

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Captain Chronic, May 5, 2008.

  1. Captain Chronic

    Captain Chronic Member

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    So there is this girl (I'm pretty sure she has a penis though) in a few of my classes that annoys the living shit out of me. She is black, fat as hell, and always starting shit with people including me ( I'll be talkin to my friends and shit during math and she'll start screaming at us to be quiet and then get in my face when we don't stop). So my question: How bad would it be to just turn around and break the bitches nose one day... Everyone knows she needs to be put in her place, but none of the girls in our school are big enough to take her ass out, fuck.. I don't even know if I am, and I bench 170 ish lol. Discuss
     
  2. Exar

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    well in life we all have to face up to arseholes... its a fact of our existance. punching her would be the most obvious satisfaction to pursue, but consider how it would end for you... I think in many ways this would not be the best course of action. Weight up your options. Instead try embarassing her for what she is... which should embarass her from being such a bitch capiesh?
     
  3. SelfControl

    SelfControl Boned.

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    Can't you just ruin her life somehow?
     
  4. Captain Chronic

    Captain Chronic Member

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    I don't think id get in too much trouble sadly, maybe like 5 days IS.

    Oh and to selfcontrol- You can't really ruin someones life if they don't have one.. she is widley hated throughout the school and she doesnt care. She doesnt even wear deodorant.
     
  5. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Dude, you are a weak-ass bitchboy if you hit a female without her hitting you first. End of story.
     
  6. Captain Chronic

    Captain Chronic Member

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    True, But honestly. I don't think she can be considered a female.
     
  7. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Don't hit her. Just make her feel like a piece of shit by pointing out all of her faults. Think about it.....what is gonna make her feel worse? Hitting her? or just a full-on verbal assault, in which you point out all of the reasons why she is the lowest form of life in the room?
     
  8. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    If you're good at talking shit, you will probably have her crying. If you hit her, she'll probably just get mad. haha
     
  9. Captain Chronic

    Captain Chronic Member

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    Yea I could get her pretty good by pointing out all the shit thats wrong with her, and hitting her would definitley be too extreme.
     
  10. SelfControl

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    Maybe you should challenge her to a bench-off.
     
  11. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

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    You should probably just lay off. She probably hates her life and is a bitch because she's angry. Those aren't people you should push. Sounds like a pretty lonely life for her anyways, and I bet trying to change her behavior feels pointless to her since you say everyone already hates her.

    Try being nice to her for awhile and if she continues to be a bitch, then just ignore her and let karma catch up to her.
     
  12. dgdys90

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    I agree with the full-on verbal assault.
     
  13. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    I agree with brian. some people, especially women, especially large intimidating women get away with being bitches because no one ever put them in their place. I dont suggest you hit her, mostly because of the repercussions for you. A well executed full on verbal assault will do it. Use the brains youve got to get that perplexed look to her face. Neuro has a good idea as well. I know when I was growing up, my mother was mean and hellish with me, which in turn made me angry towards others. then I found weed.
    In the end, if you have to whoop a little ass, do it. Ive had to snatch a bitches' hair, and it was well justified.
     
  14. ahimsa

    ahimsa Senior Member

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    This is the best advice going. Accept that she is an asshole and move on. Why waste more of your time? Be happy that she will end up miserable and sad, if you want, but don't take revenge. NNothiing good will come of it.

     
  15. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    There was a fat chick in my class who used to be like that. She stole my hat from me one day and she said I couldnt give it back until I apoligized to her ugly little grade nine friend for not oging out with her.

    You just have to be firm, handle the situation like you know what your doing. All I had to say was "get your greasy hands of my hat you dumb bitch" and she was in tears.
    It's not a nice thing but somehtimes it has to be done.... No on takes my hat lol.
     
  16. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    There's an idea......just smoke a big ol' fatass blunt with her. Maybe you'll talk it out, learn something about eachother, and end up being friends. She sounds like she could use some weed in her life, anyway. It's been known to bring out the friendlier side of people.
     
  17. ChronicallyTarded

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  18. ganjabomber

    ganjabomber Senior Member

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    170 isnt that much i do about 235 on a good day i bet you could tahe him/her but ethicly i wouldnt
     
  19. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    I bench 150. hahaha 235?! thats alot.
     
  20. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I don't know how much I can bench, but when i was in basic training, I could curl a 140lbs using both arms. I could probably bench a decent amount.

    Nowadays, all that really matters is that i can lift a 3g blunt. That's enough for me:spliff:
     

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