Hmmmm quick throught

This might sound dumb .... I dunno but anyway when you die do you think you stay that age or are you reborn ?????

 

I think you are reborn. Either into this same life we are living right now, or maybe in the past or future. Or something like that.

 

Reborn I Hope, Next Time Around I Want A Thicker Head Of Hair,

A Smaller Nose, And A Bigger Dick....



Cheers Glen.

 

I got the big dick with no money this round..

give me vagina and cash the next..

 

Im starting to believe, and feel more and more that wether we leave this earth a young child from a car crash or a senior of old age, our 'soul' if you want to call it will continue on the road it must travel regardless. Our road is already paved up and outlined. Where it goes and why...who knows.

I say these things from werid strange circumstances from people ive known who have died from old age, sickness, and depression.

I'm just starting to believe more and more that regardless of what happens to us here, it will not effect where we are going.

 

I just hope they have some primo weed wherever I'm going,,

 

My Idea Of Heaven Is A Bottleshop, With Mc Donalds On One Side, And A

Chinese Resturant On The Other...:angel:



Cheers Glen.

 

It truly is a shame that when we die, our wisdom is all lost. Knowledge can be passed on, but wisdom is what makes knowledge useful.

 

^ What Better Authority On The Subject Of Death,

Than Death Himself....



Cheers Glen.

 

I think we are all in a constant cycle of bullshit...and on that note i say Good Luck

 

An understatement, if I`ve ever seen one.

 

All the atoms in your body have been around for billions of years.

When you die and end up worm food all of you will be eventually broken down and reabsorbed into earth, minerals absorbed by plants, then eaten by animals to build parts of their bodies. Molecules in your body were once parts of millions of other creatures, and millions to come

While she was pregnant with you your mum had a salad made from tomatoes granny grew in her garden from a plant she fertilized with horse manure. Whilst you were developing in her uterus, growing the cells that made up your fingers and face. Thus for all you know part of your face came from horse poo

This is how my mind works when I dont have drugs

 

This Goes A Long Way Towards Explaining Why, When I Have Too Many

Glasses Of Wine, I Find Myself Getting "S**t Faced"....



Cheers Glen.


PS:- For The Benefit Of Overseas Viewers To This Program, Being

"S**t Faced" In Owwstralia Means Being Drunk...:2thumbsup:.

 

And for the benefit of folks downunder being "S**t Faced" up here means being drunk.

Also quite similar to being "Shit Faced" which is a less polite sort of drunk.

 

you're lucky. i rarely get slut faced.

 

Excuse Me Young Man...:toetap05:...I Have Never Come Face To Face With A Slut....

I Have However, On Very Rare Occasions, Come Face To Face With

The Town Tart, Or The Village Whore....



Cheers Glen.

 

The last time I got smut faced I woke up with all these weird charges on my debit card.

 

Because the bathroom mirror is always steamed up when you get out of the shower?

 

age is for the living

death just "is"..or it "isn't" ...which makes age irrelevant

 

I bloody well hope that you're not reborn...

I can only think of one thing worse than dying a painful death, and that's living forever (on this planet). lol