HOLY SHIT! I just figured it out!

I shaved. not totally, but, you know, some, and I've been thinking, my hair and beard look like someones all day.

and I finally realized..




























I look like Dr. Benton Quest.

 

All the puzzles of life are coming together! hooray for techie!

 

Is that really you?

You look kinda like Bill Murray there =D

but uh yeah - how come the first season of Venture Bros. is so much better than the later ones?

 

I can see it.

 

Gimme a second asshole.


pedantic **%$&*$#

 

There, I look like benton quest.

happy?



Edit: and in the first picture my eyes looking unlevel is an optical illusion, they're perfectly level, it's just that my nose is crooked as fuck.

 

How'd you crook your nose?
but you, you look just like him.

 

it's always been like that, it changes direction every few months.

irritating as fuck.

 

Wow.you do .

 

I just took a photo of myself to show how much I look like young Clint Eastwood with a beard but I can't find my USB cable. I'm pissed.

 

Well, my boner points different directions sometimes..

So don't feel weird =D

 

it'll get sore, and I'll wake up, and oops, instead of pointing right, it points left, and my eyes look wrong the other way.

god damn retarded is what it is.

so I've decided I'm only sexy in profile, and near profile pictures

 

Jon Cusack

 

Do you sleep on a certain side, or on your stomach? The way you sleep, & how your face presses into the pillow can actually effect that.
Sounds strange, but sleeping on your stomach can also cause a more puffy face.

 

You really need to trim it up a bit. It looks like shit.

 

this IS trimmed up.

I don't get more groomed.

 

You should, you will look better. Seriously.

 

my hair was six inches longer two months ago.

my beard covered my neck, and my entire cheeks three days ago.

this is an enormous step forward.

 

....and I didnt/dont need/want to see/saw it/that. No point stoping when the job aint done. Get some clippers and manscape a bit more. You think some of the girls/women like you now? Wait till you post a pic of you in full trim.

 

I look exactly like a mix between these two guys...