I usually smoke a few bowls a night/blunts on the weekends/every now and then. And week long breaks at times. All in all, I'm not a heavy heavy user. Mom decided out of the blue that shes thinking about drug testing everyone in the house. I can sneak just about anything into the bathroom w/ me, but nothing huge. Are home tests easy to fool? I dont know anyone that can pee for me. The test says you only need a couple drops for it to work, and you can also mail it away if it turns out positive -_-. Could I just put some apple/orange juice in it? haha B) A few months ago she found out I smoked and I think she thinks I just stopped. She said she was going to test me but never did after we got into this big arugment about it. But I'm trying to go to senior week (group of friends take off to the beach for a week after graduating high school, huge party week) this summer and if I fail this, I most likely will not be allowed to go and I'll fuck my friends all over since they wont have enough money to pay for the beach house. and thats not k00l
tell your mum if shes guna test everyone in the house, that she has to take the test too apparently home tests are wayyyy easier to fool than professional test kits n all that so yeah try something
From what I hear, at home tests are not as accurate as legit tests. Either way, Try not smoking for a couple days before the test and drink a lot of water. If you wanna keep smoking though and cant get someone elses piss. You can try the apple juice but just make sure you put it over your air vent and make it warm. I know a couple of people who got caught solely on cold piss.
Does anyone know if a home test would know it wasn't human pee? and could it come back pos. because it knew it was heavily diluted/not real? this is a 15 dollar test, but can also be sent away if it comes back pos.
I've got some synthetic urine that I don't need and has a 1 yr self life (I bought it a few months ago), still in the box shrink wrapped and all. I've used this same stuff before to pass a lab drug test and it worked so it'll definately work on the home test. If you want it I will let it go for $30. Paid around $44 for it after shipping and fees. PM me if interested.
I would just go with someone else's piss, or use what SG69 said. The in-home tests are pretty easy to fool, so I'd go right on ahead with fooling it. Good luck, my friend
easy first off when was the last time you smoked, at how often do you smoke? At first, just casually say you don't have to piss right now, in a little bit like you are sure you are going to pass If she doesn't lay off and assume out of confidence you are speaking the truth, then just piss a little and fill half with water, don't even worry about apple juice w/e
Last time I smoked was Monday. I usually smoke a bowl a night/blunts on the weekends haha. And breaks every now and then (usually when I just don't have any weed) All in all, I'm not a heavy heavy user.
dont smokere at all till after the test drink as much as u can till the test pee b4 u take it..then again to take it when u take it, try to pee some b4 u catch the sample and finnishj catching the sample b4 u finnish peeing the very 1st and last bits are the most concentrated guzzle water till u pee clear also 1st and past pees of the day are also most concentrated so in the morn pee as many times as u can b4 taking the test dont try apple juice just dilute your pee as much as u can
One word homie, bleach. always works on home tests throw a couple drops in there and it will throw off the pH. Do that and your golden (pun intended)
borrow someone elses piss if u can or just boil some green tea and put it in a condom and tape the condom between your legs so it stays warm and bring a needle into the bathroom to poke hole in it... your lucky my step dad stands in bathroom with me as i piss... hes psycho tho... always thinkin i try to cheet on everything and i havnt even tried to cheet on a drug test i just say fuck it and fail em... lol
Like Spiffyman said, bleach works! you dont need to spend a dollar if you already have a visine bottle and some bleach! just empty out the visine bottle, fill it up with bleach, and hwen you go into the bathroom to take a piss, put in a couple drops of bleach and you are all set, even if you are smoking a blunt as you take the test, you will pass it
I haven't tried it but im told that drinking pickle juice will work as well. But if they send it to the lab nothing works.
HA! Good luck! My mom tested me like a week after she saw me drunk and I had been about halfway through a half ounce... Her test was with saliva, you CAN'T fuck that test over.
