horrible, awful, no good, very bad day

I lost my most important, most special, most personally valuable and prettiest pen today....


now someone is going to say some bullshit like "it's just a pen" and frankly they do not understand that pens are on the whole very important to me, and this very particular pen has an incredible amount of sentimentality



fuck today just fucking sucks....


some idiot charleton is probably trying to write with my inkless pen as we speak.....

 

kill yourself, with razor blades or by sucking on a 12 guage winchester cock.......

 

it was in my shirt pocket where it should have stayed, it was no longer there at the end of the day, I tracked every step I made during the day and it was not in any of the possible places it could have been......


so either it has suddenly become sentient and made a bid for freedom or someone saw it on the ground and decided to walk off with it.....

I hate people.....

 

I was pissed when someone stole my Viagra pen.

 

hahhahaha davie be nice, that's brandon


i'm sorry bout yer pen. uh, if it makes you feel any better, i liberated like five today

 

I'm now going to see if the warranty covers loss, I know it is good for accidental damage and other stuff, but I don't know about loss......

 

I know what it's like to lose a good pen. Only mine weren't good.. They were cheap...

Ahnd hAH they worked nice. they worked so nice. it was like "nice nice pen. i like your nice pen, do you love me?!?" type of deal : D

oooooh god

i feel like my right knee is on FIYAH.

 

most beautiful pen in the world, mine had two scratches in the blue finish, they were from lights.....

 

oh muh gawde davie.

you write TEH FAST.

 

Haha!! You're vulgar and mean in a cute way.

 

unfortunatly I don't even know when it departed me, and were I to go aftersomeone in that context I would not use a tool, there are much more horrifying savage ways to avenge oneself upon a creature so low and dreadful......

the satisfaction of feeling their muscles paralyze in disgust and terror would make it almost better

 

well how much did it cost?

 

god you're poetic in a nerdy way..

i must say.. its gets me hot 4 U. HAHAHHHAHAH

 

I keep getting asked this, that isn't what matters, and really I went where mom and dad bought it and they could have spent less (just looking for a picture I found that every place on line thus far has it for at least 30% less)

it's that it was the first present they didn't fuck up on


last christmas mom got me a chafing dish

the one before a pair of pokemon games....

I could go on and on backwards

not to mention I've actually legitimatly been trying to get every different pen I could since I was three, there is actually a picture of me with my pen collection rolled in a piece of felt....

pens are important to me, and this pen was the perfect one, it was a fountain pen, it had perfect weight and balance, the length was perfect, the ink draw speed was impeccable, everything about this pen was perfect

not even beginning on that it was my graduation present.......

 

Ooooooooh dave, my darling!!!!DDEE~~!!! i want to hug you.

My dad thinks youre real smarrttt ahahahha he thinks youre like the smartest guy on the planet and like Heeetthe hipforums. and stuff so lets hug.

 

It makes me sad that Brandon was banned.
(I'm not complain, Mr. Skip, Sir...he was rightfully banned.)
He's a silly ass and his posts make me laugh.

 

Moi Aussi!!!! :d

 

Me four!

 

were I in canada or you in hell by the freeway, I would certainly hug you....


meanwhile I'm going to continue to search the internet for more pictures of my pen.....


fuck the cross verve (mine is a cross atx) anyway the cross verve is the most hideous ostentacious pen ever..... maybe whoever picked mine up will fall on one and impale themself dying of either ink poisoning or an air embolism (due to the fact that pen nibs can indeed traffic air under the proper conditions)

 

you freakin' made me cry really


it's like when i lost the most beautiful ring ever invented on the face of the earth which i bought in switzerland from a ecuadorian and i lost it in...in....in damn english words whatever you call those ditches where the wastes flow...i lost it there!!

i'm still not okay...it was the best ring ever...