one time at this party there was this midget clown making balloon animals and stuff for the kids and all the adults were drinkin beer and hanging out in the back yard. i ended up popping a handful of pills my friend gave me and blacked out. i woke up the next day in bed with the clown (still had that big red nose on...but not on his face) and i tried to get up to leave but when i started to put my pants on i realized my penis was tied in the shape of a giraffe! took me almost an hour to deflate it. anyways, the moral of the story is don't get involved with midget clowns that know how to make balloon animals. too much drama.
Wow, that sounds fucking scary. This kind of happened to me, but without the scary part. My cousin started touching me when I was sleeping, when I woke up we made out then fucked (kind of).
