Hot and bothered please read I'm laughing my ass off this is too good

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Climbing Arms of Ivy, Nov 5, 2008.

  1. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    Ivy is a attention hippie whore haha

    Ivy goes to a protest and things get out of hand

    Ivy runs away from the cops in a fleeing crowd

    A cop grabs Ivy and says "where are you going you hippie whore" "relax and stop resisting', Ivy screams "let go of me, get your hands off me dammit, I'm minding my own fucking business", the cop says " watch your language,your mouth needs soap like you need soap dirty patchouly wearing hippie" Ivy says " I'm not dirty I shower thank you".
    The cop says "yeah right".,

    The cop cuffs Ivy's hands behind her back and throws Ivy in the squad car and demands that she tells him where she lives.

    They arrive at her house and the cop firmly takes Ivy out of the car and firmly grabs her by the shoulders and says "now where are your keys and let me in your house". Ivy tells him where the keys are,

    The cop also finds pot in her purse and the cop says ' get in there damn hippie'

    The cop demands her to take him to her room where it is all "hippied up' and he said " Yeah this is your room alright"

    The cop starts giving Ivy a shoulder and back rub and asks her questions about everything but is too turned by the massage that she can't focus. She tells the cop this and he calls her a bad hippie and gives a spanking, first with clothes on and with clothes off. The cop says "you like that, you need that?' Ivy says " oh yes oh yes"

    Then the cop fucks Ivy and he says " you like that hippie whore, you need that, and Ivy screams yes yes, I've been so bad all my life.

    The story goes on. I think it's hot and I hope it turns people on

    I'm laughing my ass off, this has been fun
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Have you ever considered suicide?
     
  3. does2

    does2 Member

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    Being arrested and then raped is no joke.
     
  4. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    fuck you

    sounds like you have, there are people with more weird fantasies than me
     
  5. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Do you have any friends at all?
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    shes crazy
     
  7. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    not raped

    god please don't think its that
     
  8. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    sounds good to me
     
  9. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    You didn't answer my question.
     
  10. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    god dammit I knew I set myself up for this
     
  11. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Crazy is arbitrary.
     
  12. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    actually the question is yes, I have been that depressed
     
  13. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    The human urge is to destroy a person the second they show some sort of vulnerability or weakness.
     
  14. does2

    does2 Member

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    One times the cops took my weed and drove me behind a Bashas', where they proceeded to take turns punching me in the chest.
    They then offered me a bj.
     
  15. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Then please, don't act surprised.

    I'm going to be very frank and say that I think you're very fucked up.

    There. I said it. I'm sorry, but you really seem so.
     
  16. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    it started out promising, but what happens next?
    you get an incomplete.
     
  17. BraveSirRubin

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    Not the question, but the answer.

    ...anyhow...

    Why didn't you do it?
     
  18. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    They... sucked your dick?
     
  19. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    yeah that is what everybody is doing

    I'm not crazy, I'm deprived
     
  20. does2

    does2 Member

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    Almost, they probably would have had I not been in tears.
     

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