Hot Farts

They Are Wonderful...but Very Stinky...anyone Else Have Hotfarts Tonight?

 

no

 

I do

 

It Must Be The Beer

 

I have diarrhea from the laxative effect of sugar free candy

 

No Shit..diet Coke Does That To Me.

 

beer gets me

 

I Get The Worst Beer Shits In The World. It All Just Kinds Of Plops Out All At Once..like A Patty Or Something

 

acid farts are the worst though

 

Oh My God...ecstacy Shits Are The Worst
No
Wait
Actually
When You Come Of A Meth Binge..they Are The Worst.your Ass Just Kind Of Explodes All At Once

 

ok...the meth binge takes it.......

 

I think shrooms fuck with your digestive system worse than anything. I get the hugest farts about 4 hrs after i eat them

 

I get huge farts just from the mere fact that my asshole stays open when I'm relaxed. It allows air to freely enter my orifice.

 

thats just, eww

 

thats the understatement of the day

 

My floppy asshole is a problem though, and it needs to be addressed.

 

hot farts would be something like a shart? right?