How about demanding public apologies from conspiracy theorists when we hit 2014?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by A Girl Named Sandoz, Mar 8, 2011.

  1. A Girl Named Sandoz

    A Girl Named Sandoz Member

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    We're all pretty tired of these prophecies about the doom & gloom supposedly coming in 2012, and the sad individuals who fill our ear canals and eyes with these apocalyptic wishes. A few have told me that it will carry a few months into 2013 even, because the "Calendar" was not interpreted correctly. 5 years ago it all sounded horrible enough, but now the new descriptive term I'm hearing is "transformation"...since a few are doubting themselves and afraid they might be wrong again, like Y2K.
    So how about this? Next time you hear this hapless dribble from a conspiracy theorist, ask them if they would be willing to publicly apologize to you and the universe about being "wrong" and full of crap, once we reach January of 2014. If not, then at least agree to get therapy or move to Antarctica so we won't have to re-live this psychosis again if the illuminati re-colonizes their ego.
     
  2. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    hahahahahahaha

    man, i was tryin' to think of a way to make a profit off 'em all. all i could think of was investing in bottled water and batteries at the right time since the stock might go up when all the nutters prepare for the end of the world (like y2k).
     
  3. KevinH

    KevinH Just Floating Here

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    There will be a new conspiracy theory after that. Always has been. Always will be.
     
  4. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    I'm still waiting for the FEMA death camps, death of the dollar and invasion of Iran as still which has been happening supposedly every month since 2002.
     
  5. celsius

    celsius Member

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    People have been predicting the Apocalypse for centuries now and there is a list of dates which humanity has survived through. This 2012 is nothing new. Idiots ruin their lives and even sacrifice their lives for false prophecies, which there are never a lack. It's a shame, but it will happen again.
     
  6. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Well have no more fear of our prognostications because in 2029 when asteroid 99942 apophis graces our presence it will be the end of all mankind :hide:


    Hotwater
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    your name should be a girl named sheeple.
     
  8. lode

    lode Banned

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    What I don't get is why those people go out living normal lives.

    If I had about two years to live, I'd would never work another day of my life. I'd cash in all my chips now and get about 12 STD's. My theory is the chlamydia would cancel out the HIV.

    And make peace with god and all that gay stuff.
     
  9. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Um.. 2012 isn't really a conspiracy theory; unless you think there are people conspiring to fulfill the misinterpreted "prophecy"
     
  10. lode

    lode Banned

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    I thought that's what Bieber Fever was all about?
     
  11. Zileg

    Zileg Member

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    Yea this bullshit is tiresome. Don't they know everyone has a different interpretation of the cosmic events above our understanding?
     
  12. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I think it's funny how people always think the world is going to end and the public seems to pick random ones to get scared of.
     
  13. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    A lot of people are going to be VERY disappointed if nothing happens in 2012 and we all continue living.
     
  14. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    At the bar I work at I have a sign on the jukebox that says "All Kid Rock songs will be skipped at the bartenders discretion"

    I've been thinking about putting up a disclaimer that says "Any belief in the world ending Dec 13 2012 will result in being cut off"

    I don't hear much Kid Rock these days, and I'd love not breaking up fights over this bullshit anymore as well.
     
  15. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    if nothing happens in 2012, that will be the first year it ever did.
     
  16. lode

    lode Banned

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    I honestly think less of any man here who isn't recruiting virgins to their doomsday cult.
     
  17. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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  18. A Girl Named Sandoz

    A Girl Named Sandoz Member

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    10 points..++++
     
  19. A Girl Named Sandoz

    A Girl Named Sandoz Member

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    The real "sheeple" are the ones who believe these conspiracies. They will be embarrassingly silent when we reach 2014....and silence speaks louder than words! Conspiracy theorists pretend that they possess "secret" or little known information that can't be shared with too many people, but they will let you in on a bit of it, because THEY have it "all figured out". An untreated conspiracy theorist is as ignorant as a lame politician.
     
  20. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'm sure they'll be telling us all about the upcoming doom of 2016 by that point.
     

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