how brave are you

just realized. we had to leave for my aunts and i had 15 mins to wak my dog before leaving and getting in the car with my mom;

took my one hitter went in the bush with the dog and got really baked.

then went into the car with my mom and played it off.

anyone else this balsy or no?

 

I remember one night at a friends house we each took 3 green oxycontins, they were the most high dosage I have ever taken. I'd taken them singly as well as multiples and we smoked about 4 bowls between 3 people. And she picks me up 5 minutes before my peak on the contin. I was flipping my chips, no doubt. I tried to play it off as tired, since it was like 9pm. She believed it, but when I got home my eyes were so dialated. Almost to the point of shroom dialation.

 

one hitters are great for being discrete but it's still pretty ballsy i guess

 

I smoked in my bedroom at my eighth grade birthday party with the door open and my mom right down the hall. She came in and asked "What's that smell?" and 3 or 4 people looked straight at her and said "Incense" at the same time. Haha. Mommy-pooooo.

 

Im so used to being around my parents high ive actualy come to enjoy it. Well I try to avoid them during the peak, I do enjoy socialising for the majority of the high.

 

I've posted this before, but, back when I was like 16, I had court, and I knew I was going to be sent away fror like 2 weeks. I didn't have time to smoke before we left, but I manged to get down like 3/4 of my one hitter bowl. When we were in the car I was like " Look over there! Holy SHIT!" and took two huge rips off my pipe. Hell ya, desperate measures.

But, even back then, I'd toke right outside my house then come right back in.


I've always tried to think that I wasn't doing anything wrong, and I never cuaght in anyway shape or form in my 7 years of smoking.

 

I once smoked 10min. before a drug test.

 

^ sounds like you're ashooing for nobel prize.

 

I was expecting "I smoked during a drug test"

 

A couple weeks ago I smoked a fat bowl out of my bong 5 mintues before I went out to eat with my parents. I figure if my parents are ganna buy me a meal, i might as well enjoy it.

 

Lmao, I'd always tell my friend that was on probation. If I ever had to be drug tested, I'd go in, take a shit in the cup, then walk out tokin' on a 10 gram blunt lol.

 

I guess a bunch of the shit I do is 'ballsy', but nobody in my life really cares that I smoke. I'll smoke a bowl right before going out with my mother, but she smokes as well.

I've smoked with my police officer uncle in the house. He thought it was funny, and told me to stop fucking with him.

Oh, and he was in uniform.

 

I was walking down the street, stoned off my nut and tried to walk past a group of policemen. But just as I started walking past them, they started walking too and so I ended up with two policemen in front of me, two behind, a gram in my bag and stoned out of my mind.

It was kinda insane.

 

lol. I once went to a resturant with my parents and I was in the middle of a DXM trip, the waiter was going on and on about some random shit while I was trying to keep my ballance sitting on the chair, also the water looked like jelly.

 

That's way too much stress to be under when you're baked. Being stoned requires relaxed enviornments. At least you had the g afterwards to calm back down.

Is that brave? He didn't put himself into the situation knowengly, so he probably would have avoided it if he could.

 

Yo bitches, my moms was yelling at me to get outa da shower and stop wasting the hot water, so I'm like nikka plz and stroll out with my Andy Garcia lighter in hand, puff up my blunt then light that hoes clothes on fire.

You should seen how balzy I was Nikka!

Just jokeing

Nikka

 

Lol, who are you trying to make fun of?

 

no one.

 

Lol, ok cuase I was kinda like "Who the hell posted someone really stupid?"

 

Rofl.

She is a girl, first off.