How can i drive him 'insane'..?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Rayeine, Jul 17, 2004.

  1. Rayeine

    Rayeine Member

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    The little things, like ear biting...licking..the foreplay.. Im running out of Ideas here, what are the things that drive you absolutley insane...or vice versa.
    How can i drive him mad..and bow to my evil doings?

    PLEASE SUGGEST!!
     
  2. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    Um... what about some ball action? My old bf always loved that... I can't really think of anything else, though, since it's been so damn long. :(
     
  3. Ocean Byrd

    Ocean Byrd Artificial Energy

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    Well, if your bf is anything like me, try to find a spot on his neck (midway, below the eyes is where I get aroused the most) and lick circles; instant erection for me...
     
  4. thisismike

    thisismike Overlooked/Uninvited

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    Hide his shit.
     
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  6. moravian

    moravian Member

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    Bring a friend!


    ;)
     
  7. Evie Snatch

    Evie Snatch Member

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    HAH.

    but on a serious note, how about domination?
     
  8. avacado_salesman

    avacado_salesman Bath Water

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    Men love Lap dances. they pay good money for something the one they love would give them free if they only asked. We just are too afraid to ask for them. I suggest lap dances.
     
  9. Dizzy Man

    Dizzy Man Member

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    Rayeine, I can't speak for every man, but this is what I'd like.

    Some stuff that turns me on
    1. I'd like girls to talk dirty more often, and tell me what they want me to do to them. Beg me to do it (even when I'm already doing it). I also wish girls would use dirtier words. Girls are too polite!
    2. Where possible, I'd like them to keep their clothes on unless I decide to remove something for them! I prefer to fuck a clothed woman than a naked woman, but maybe that's just me.
    3. I love girls to spread themselves open with their fingers, especially while I'm licking them out. Fingers are sexy, and fingers + spread pussy = lovely.
    4. I wish girls would put their hands on their butt more often, and spread their butt sometimes. I think all guys love to see a woman put her hands on her own butt.
    5. When the girl takes control then I think she should really get dominant. When she's on top fucking me, or giving me a handjob I want her to get mean and aggressive, like she's trying to hurt me.
    6. I wish girls would get their face up close to the end of my cock when thy're giving me a handjob. It's no fun if they do it at arm's length! If you can open your mouth while you're doing it, and maybe stick your tongue out, he's gonna be very happy!
    7. I want girls to stick their tongue out more. Tongues are just so sexy. The more tongue I see during sex, the better.
    8. I wish girls would be more forceful about getting their **** licked. I want them to order me to do it, push my head down, and grind themselves onto my face. It's more enjoyable when I know she really craves it. I wish girls would just sit on your face without asking, that would be cool.
    9. I want to see women masturbating more, but they seem a little shy about doing it during sex. I love the idea of a woman rubbing herself while she's kissing me.
    10. I wish they'd rub their ass against my groin all the time. Even when we're not having sex. I can't get enough of it! If a girl pushed her ass into my crotch — instant erection! (Never happens though)


    And if you really love your man...
    Some blowjob tips
    There is no man on Earth who doesn't love having his cock sucked.
    (NB: again, these are all things I like, not every man is the same)

    1. Most men love eye contact during a blowjob. They also love women to talk to them while they're getting their cock sucked. Try and talk with the cock almost in your mouth, licking it between words. This drives me crazy!

    2. Although eye contact is good, try to avoid very quickly glancing up. It just looks a little sly and uncomfortable and seems like you're not enjoying it too much. Try to look as if you're enjoying it or the guy won't feel comfortable.

    3. Don't actually suck or blow — "sucking" and "blowing" cocks are just figures of speech. Just fuck him with your mouth; no need to play him like a bagpipe.

    4. Men like to be teased, too. Don't just suck cock. Lick it all over (down to the balls). Kiss it. Move your tongue all over it slowly. I often think the more time women spend with the cock not in their mouth, the better the blowjob is! Just putting your lips near to it, breathing on it, or caressing it lightly with your lips, is a massive turn on.

    5. Dunno about other guys, but I love to feel hair on me when I'm having a blowjob. Try your best to get your hair to brush the guy's stomach, or if you can get it to, to touch his cock. We love hair.

    6. Please DO NOT fake an orgasm from sucking a guy's cock. It's just weird! Why would a woman moan from sucking a cock? If you seem phoney, the guy won't enjoy it. (By the way, talking dirty doesn't count as phoney, and all guys appreciate that.)

    7. Don't be embarassed to make "squelchy sloppy" noises. The noisier, the better. If it's too quiet down there, it's a little weird.

    8. It's amazing what a difference it makes the way a girl holds a cock when she's sucking it. If she holds it firmly in her fist, it's a little off putting. If she holds it delicately with her fingers, like a glass of wine, then it's very sexy and feminine. (Unless you're being dominant and nasty — then go for the fist.)

    9. Drool and spit more! Personally, I don't think you can have too much spit on a cock. If you can do it, try and get a spit trail to go from the tip of your tongue to the head of the cock. We love to see that. Not every guy does, but I personally love having my cock spat on.

    10. Whether you're wearing clothes or not, putting a cock between your tits and squeezing them together is very sexy.

    11. When a guy gets a blowjob, he doesn't just want to fuck your mouth, he wants to fuck your face. Women's faces turn us on. If you can sometimes brush his cock with other parts of your face, that makes for an ideal blowjob.

    12. If you can, lick under the balls and round the sides of them. We love that.

    13. When you first put the cock in your mouth, or when you're taking it out, move your lips really slowly over the head of the cock. We love to savour the sight and the sensation of the head of our cock going between your lips, so the slower you do it, the more enjoyment we can take from it.

    14. If he's close to orgasm, tell him how much you want his cum. Tell him you want it on your face and you want to swallow it. We know it's phoney, but we love to hear the words. And by the time we actually cum, we usually don't even care what you do with the cum. It's all just talk.

    Hope this is useful.
    Again, remember — every man is different. Don't assume your guy will like this stuff. Ask him, or try it.
     
  10. ninja_monkee

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    Doodie on his face, in the middle of the night!
     
  11. Dizzy Man

    Dizzy Man Member

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    Doodie!

    Hah! :)
     
  12. JohnnyX

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    Make sure to lick the underside of the penis, all along the shaft....when licking the shaft use the flat of your toungue then concentrate the licking to the underside of the head....where the two sides of the helmet meet all the while massaging his balls ever so slightly.....I could go on.
     
  13. lucyinthesky

    lucyinthesky Tie Dyed Soul

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    well i sure know who's gonna be jerkin it in 8.8 seconds :p
     
  14. Dizzy Man

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    ???????????
     
  15. TheGuyOnCrack

    TheGuyOnCrack Member

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    great minds think alike, DizzyMan :)
     
  16. Dizzy Man

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    Yeah.

    What you talkin' 'bout, Lucy?
     
  17. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    Personally, I think Dizzy Man should write for Cosmo... LOL
     
  18. Nisha

    Nisha Forlorn.

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    Wow! You are super helpful.. I was wondering the same thing for when I'll see my angel... merci..

    yeah he definetly should... cosmo's writers can write the same tip in like 20 different ways... its just a waste of money. +, i dont need cosmo anymore ill just print that and save that.
     

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