How come guys are so paranoid?

So, I've noticed that every time a girl tells a guy what she thinks, the guy freaks out and starts thinking she's going to hit him or something. There's this show on tv right now and the girl was slightly angry with her boyfriend, but explained that she understood.
So, before the guy could realize she'd said this, he starts freaking out and saying "I know you're mad at me and I know you want to kill me, but...."
Then, he finally hears her and calms down. After she tells him she understands, he says to her, "Ok, I know what this is...you're just telling me you are ok with this, when really you're secretly plotting my death. You're going to hold this in for a few years, then one day snap and kill me in my sleep."
WTF? Guys do this shit all the time. If a girl expresses slight disappointment or frustration, guys automatically go into this fit of freakishness over it and start thinking she's going to throw things at his head or something.
Come on, it's not like she's yelling or anything.
Guys are paranoid. I think from now on, I won't have an opinion or allow myself to be just slightly aggitated, because God knows, it makes me look like some kind of man hater by their standards.

 

because men are pussies.

trust me, they'll know when im about to throw something at their head. haha gotta keep them in check, right?

 

i know quite a few girls who like to hit people. it hurts

hahah

 

its not like i hit him in the balls or anything

 

Men think too much.
I swear. You can't be nice to guys because then their ego kicks in and they think you want them. I guess most women are bitches or something because every time I'm decent to a guy, he gets this idea I'm after his cock.LOL.
If I act rude to a guy, then I'll come off as a bitch
If I ignore a guy, then I'm a snob.
Guys take shit too seriously. I swear to God, one time I told a guy that I wanted someone who wasn't just interested in sex and who would like actually spending time with me, getting to know me.
That's basically all I said. This guy acted like I had asked him to marry me or something. He avoided me like the plague after that.
So, my brother sees this guy at a party recently and the guy tells my brother to tell me he said, "Hi."
WTF? I thought I scared him off by being a nice person.
Guys can't make up their minds.

 

It's our responsibility as men to protect you women from external forces, but it become complicated when we're forced to protect you from yourselves.

You see we're not trying to protect ourselves from your wrath (we're not the whimps some of you think we are) were trying to protect you from doing something you'll later regret :H



Hotwater

 

im in the same boat, darlin. relationships are a gamble. not just that, men can be fucken stupid.

 

But, dude...come on.
It's one thing if the chick is yelling, coming at the guy, or weilding some object.
I'm talking about simple conversation with a guy where you speak in a normal tone and stress your concerns.
Guys get all up in a fit and either storm out of the room or assume you're going to hit them. I have never hit a man in my life.
It's pathetic how soft I am. You can be talking about something that bothers you and the guy is all like, "I don't wanna hear it!"
Then guys wonder why we say, "Nothing." when they ask what's wrong.
I don't even think I've ever yelled at a guy that much, maybe once in my whole life and it took a lot of shit to get me to that point.

 

skidrowgirl,

Ok, If you really want to know the truth

when you start to yell at us, we suddenly regress to our childhood as you magically transform into mom


Hotwater

 

Hahaha! But see, that's the thing, I never yell and that's why it's funny when a dude is like, "Whoah, hold on!"
Seriously, I can look at a guy I'm with and calmly say, "We should spend some time together tonight." and in return, I get, "Why the hell you wanna badger me about going out with my friends?!
So what if I have been out with them all week? They're my friends, quit your bitching!"
I'm like, "Uh, ok....all I said was I wanted to be with you tonight."
How's a guy going to run screaming into the night when you make a simple comment? Maybe the guys I've dated were just high strung or something. Panties in a bunch, these boys.

 

I've never had a guy seriously assume I was gonna hit them, and I own many blades and joke at being violent on a regular basis.

 

haha...
I liked bit about the guy acting like you tried to marry him....because it's true. Some guys are so terrified of women I have to wonder why they bother...

 

Ugh I have a guy pouting with me because I'm not flirting with him anymore. He's acting like I hate him. Men are such babies!

 

I think from now on, I won't speak to men or even look at them.LOL.
I just cannot seem to get it right. One day, some guy was staring me down in the grocery store. So, I look up and see him and just kind of smiled. I was trying to be nice. It wasn't a seductive smile.
Well, that's all it took. Next thing you know the guy is looking at me like he thinks I want him. You know that look, right?
That stare down like he's saying, "I can't believe it's not butta."
Yeah, whatever muscle boy, I was just being polite, ya bastid.LOL.

 

the grocery store is a great place to pick up chicks though

 

Women expect you to read their minds, and when you can't, they get mad.

 

They do?

I always thought they didn't think enough.

 

I love when guys say this. It is probably my favorite load of bullshit there is. It's right up there next to "I'm not sleeping with that girl...you're just crazy, insecure and jealous."
Funny they always seem to say this while they're in the process of fucking said girl.
I suppose they were just walking through the girl's bedroom naked one day, for no apparent reason, when they fell and their dick accidentally went into her vagina.
Yeah, I always expect guys to read my mind. I never actually tell them what is going on inside my head.
Oh, wait...I just did.

 

well, if you pull out that fish like you did the other night, of course Im going to protect myself...... or duck out of the way.

do you think that feels good?

 

You know, when I posted that fish smacking animation, I just kept thinking of Monty Python the whole time.
I love Python.