How come you never get mad at satan

I always here people talking about God. Some people say some really stupid mean things but I never hear anyone say rotten thngs about the devil. He is responsible for hatrid, violent, and countless other bad things yet people want to blame God. When thing are going well it's lucky and when things aren't going well you blame God, why?

 

That's a very interesting thought. I, on the other hand, think that we should blame/congradulate more earthly things when things go right and wrong. I suggest saying 'thank you, Happy Meals' when things go good, and 'Damn you, breakfast McGriddles' when things go bad.

Now, everyone can have their own thingy in this place... that's just for me.

 

No evil is here because adam and eve according to the christian religion. Before one of them had to go eat and the damn fruit it was all good in the world. Oh well. There isnt much gratification in getting pissed at the devil, say you run into a tree "Devil damnit! Why the fuck do you do this shit to me!" the devil is evil, you like to take the responsiblity out on the innocent, it feels better. Its true when you think about it. I dont know. Im tired. AT night no one should take my posts seriously.

 

well, and there's also the whole thing where satan supposedly is the one that tells you to drink too much and fuck a lot. we like that.

 

Satan Is my homeboy

 

Damn it that's what I just came here to say.

 

Being one of his minions and all, I feel kind of biased towards this question.



If anyone knows where this quote is from, I will give them hot sex to the music it is related to.

 

I'm not going to say anything mean about satan, or the easter bunny, or any of that other crap. I bet satan and I would have a lot in common though.

 

I don't say anything about him because I don't believe in him.

 

Neither do I... but he's still my homeboy... Wanna figure out how thats possible? Read the Satanic Bible

 

GASP! you satanic bible thumper!!

 

Nah... I'll drop it casually then move on... This is a convo on Satan I didnt innitiate, I felt it pretained to the subject so I MENTIONED it... Not thumping

 

Haha the satanic bible really is a good guide on how to live your life. Live for yourself people.

 

double post.

 

ooh, proseletyzers! next you'll be knocking at my door all hours of the night while i'm trying to sleep...dropping off copies of Satan's Watchtower in Hell....i know your type...

 

Cuz all that stuff's what Satan's supposed to do. At least Satan does his job well.

 

lol, excellent point.

 

very nicely put

im now going to say, "Damn you Devil" everytime i stub my toe. It's all that fuckers fault the couch sticks out too far!! *shakes fist*

 

If you followed the satanic bible, you could move the couch yourself.

 

*shakes head*


I ain't touching this with a ten foot pole


I don't play with God.....and hopefully, he won't play with me