How did metalheads become such pussies?

Discussion in 'Heavy Metal' started by Duck, Sep 2, 2010.

  1. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Seriously, glam metal was tougher than all these Metalocalypse wannabes I see these days.

    I'm no tough guy, but god damn.
     
  2. SweetBlasphemy

    SweetBlasphemy Senior Member

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    I agree. I am particularly not a fan of the invert "scream"/cookie monster/piggy squeal phenomenon. Some of the instrumental is pretty good, for some of the bands, but the vocals always kill it for me...
     
  3. Shaw-Min

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    There's more metal with clean vocals than growls. Just so ya know.
     
  4. SweetBlasphemy

    SweetBlasphemy Senior Member

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    Please don't hurt me Dee Snider :hide:
     
  5. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I am not either, but I wasn't talking about how shitty the genre has become; I was talking about how shitty the fans have become. I almost prefer the hip-hoppers.

    Dying their hair black to be more metal; listening to garbage like Cradle of Filth; where did these dummies come from?
     
  6. joyfulsara

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    those little teenage pussies hang out at the mall and annoy everyone. two of my friends (a couple) were in line at the movie theater a couple years ago and the little group leader said "hey, your boyfriend's titties are bigger than yours!" to her. my obese friend, who is not one bit physically imposing, laughed and said something like "little boy, you wanna take this outside?" the kid says "are we vikings? no i don't wanna take this outside! we don't use violence to solve problems nowadays!"
     
  7. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I called one a pussy today and he pretended not to hear me.


    I was out with my sister and my girl, and she pointed him out from afar, and said that he straightens his hair and dies it black, he even had the (seemingly required) black band t-shirt with red font; and I was like "well he has to seem more metal" and put out a metal hand and made a face.

    I mean, I can see where that may have been a dumb idea, but I was just joking around having fun, and when we got up closer to him, he gave me these evil eyes; so I called him a pussy. He kept walking.
     
  8. joyfulsara

    joyfulsara Member

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    hilarious!! i love when ppl take themselves so seriously.
     
  9. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    smart duck. very, very, smart indeed!

    san antonio calls itself "the heavy metal capitol of the world!"
    never like the metal shit myself. punk and underground shit has been my type of thing.
    anyhow about a year a group of teenagers were making fun of this old metalhead dude downtown at a bus stop.
    well, that "metal dude" was a homeless vet, whom had been in and out of jails and mental hospitials, a billion and one times. he never stayed on his meds.
    the guy is super fucked up in the head!
    he pulled out a bowie knife. killed 3 of the kids and sent the other 4 to the hospitial. 2 more died in the hospital.
    the police had one hell of a time subduing that guy.
    it took about 12 cops to get him down and handcuffed.
    and that was with repeated pepper spraying, beattings with nightsticks, tazings and, shootings with bullits!:eek:

    duck, that guy you fucked with could have super fucked crazie too!

    keep doing what your doing duck... you have been one hell of a lucky goddamn motherfucker so far!
    EVERYONES LUCK RUNS OUT!
    if you want to play around with your own life go ahead. YOU HAVE NO GODDAMN RIGHT TO PUT YOUR SISTERS OR OTHERS LIFE ON THE LINE!
    if you pulled that type of shit around me, i would have you arrested and charged with endangering my life, and if any harm did come upon me due to your actions. i would sue the shit out of you too!

    your playing a very, very, very, dangerous game with fire! your risking a crimial recored, jail time, and bankruptcy!
    you want to risk all that showing off your macho manhood and trying to someone is a pussie.

    duck no real man would act like you do!
    that is a insecure little boy trying to act like a man.

    i really do wish you the best of luck duck! your 21 now and, fear that your not going to make it to age 30!

    GROW THE FUCK AND CHOOSE YOUR BATTLES WISELY!
     
  10. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I'm so glad I don't have these troubles with all these posers (cause that's the peeps you seem to be talking about, the teenage scenesters, not the metalhead in general). Although I have to say I prefer almost everybody above gangsterhiphoppers. They're so hilariously misguided I can't take them serious. But yeah, you have those peeps in any subculture.
     
  11. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    wow

    I'm sure Duck's poser kid didn't even resemble the murderous vet you speak of.
     
  12. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Pathetic action, apart from how much of a pussy or cliché he is. Good chance I'd ignore the loser who bothered me with his useless point of view myself.
     
  13. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

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    Ya pretty much what I thought.
     
  14. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    He gave me the evil eyes though, he didn't ignore me..
     
  15. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    We just got all these subcultures overnight :(

    It actually started with the hippies =P
     
  16. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    you lie!!! :D
     
  17. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    lol I doubt even listen to anything worth called metal....let me guess" as i lay dying" and" killswitch "is what you said is what making you turn away?
     
  18. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    I want to get this out in the open duck has NEVER posted anything worth of interest here in the Metal threads...so for him to bitch about metal being pussy"ish" is bullshit.
     
  19. Elijah

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    Metal is the law!
     
  20. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

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    As you can see, it's a slow day at work..
     

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