How Do I Deal With My Hornyness?

This is kind of embarrassing to talk about, but I don't want to talk to my therapist about it since I doubt it will be of any help. This summer I am the horniest I have ever been. I think about sex almost 24/7 and despair that I don't have a girlfriend to help fulfill my desires. I have tried masterbating to porn to relieve myself but can't seem to cum or orgasm at all. I need the real thing, but don't know how to get it. Any help with this problem will be appreciated.

 

Get a hooker. Wear a rubber.

 

Depending on your age (why don't people fill out their profiles on here?!), you could put a personal ad online or something like that and get a girlfriend, unless you're butt-ugly...then the hooker idea may have to come into play.

 

There's always a really fat girl that aint gettin' none. Don't be too proud.

 

those online meetup sites don't ever work. I mean half the people on there aren't even real. Just find a loose girl and wear a rubber. Though you could just try getting a girlfriend because that always works too.

 

Pocket pussy.

 

how old are you?

 

Drewbee, that sounds like a great idea! Do you have any experience in buying a cheap and realistic looking pocket pussy? And as for more age, just another horny teen.

 

Yea, good enough.

This one pretty much has "case closed" written all over it.

 

Cutting Extravagance

Materials: Kitchen knife, cutting board.

Procedure: Place penis on cutting board, raise kitchen knife, bring down in a cutting motion, repeat as necesary until penis falls off.

Hypothesis : Penis should fall off soon enough.

Observations: Make sure not to bleed to death.

Conclusion: Problem solved!

 

Very nice use of the scientific method! But yeah that's fucking terrible.

 

Maybe the question should by..y am i not getting a gf... when u figure that out problem solved

 

haha, speaking of pocket pussies..... I went to a store recently with some gfs of mine so one of them could buy themselves a vibrator, and they had some pocket pussies in the front counter, under the glass, with hair on them!! the guy behind the counter said he couldn't pay somebody to take them.... lol

 

Why??? Do you know?
This seems like a problem to me. You should be able to accomplish that.
Maybe you should discuss it with your therapist...

 

I am able to get hard and pre-cum, but I just can't cum or orgasm. I don't think I have ever done so. Maybe I was circumcised wrong when I was born, because I don't get much feeling from touching my penis, most feeling comes from rubbing it against other things. I don't want to deal with the possibility of something being wrong physically. I hope it is just a mental barrier I have to overcome.

 

Do you ever wake up with an erection? Are you on any medication? Have you had any sexual trauma? How old are you? What type of things are you rubbing your penis on? Does your penis have an extreme curve to one side or the other, not a normal curve, but a fairly extreme one?

I doubt it is a physical problem. If you can answer these questions, I can tell you more. You can PM or email me if you do not want to post it.

 

It's nothing physical. You're just, pardon the pun, screwy.

 

Alow me to give a little advice on getting yourself off. Their is a little muscle on the underside of your penis called your PC muscle. The Next time you are taking a piss, make yourself stop peeing. And let your body feel where that muscle is, and what you are doing/tightening to make yourself stop peeing...

Now when you are masturbating, flex that baby as tight as possible and beat yourself like crazy and keep going and going... next thing you know pressure will build and boom. This is the only way I can get off while masturbating, if I were to stay relaxed it would be as pointless as a broken pencil (ok bad pun I know). Before you know it, your penis will be rock, and i mean absolutely rock hard when you are not flexing and erected. What you are doing here are called kegels, I do these when I am bored as well, just to get more hardness to my penis (as he is a little feller, so the harder the better). With practice you can as well orgasm, but not come. That is always fun because the penis stays hard instead of going flaccid after the orgasm

 

That does not sound like fun.

 

Oh, so your one of the very few guys that doesn't beat off at a million miles an hour??