how do i sell my soul ?

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  1. ashbury1500haight

    ashbury1500haight Member

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    I was just wondering, how do i sell my soul to the devil?
    is it in the bible or something and if so what page because im not readin that whole damn thiing.

    thanks
     
    ashbury1500haight, Jan 27, 2006
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  3. smlchance

    smlchance Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    read Faust by Goethe. that guy did it. I tried but it didn't take.
     
    smlchance, Jan 27, 2006
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  5. marbchic

    marbchic Member

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    how do you know it didn't?



    uh-oh. ..
     
    marbchic, Jan 27, 2006
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  7. mrsmorrison27

    mrsmorrison27 yoda piss

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA... how do i sell my soul to the devil?.......... AHAHAHAHHHA LMFAO!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OHOHO OMG!!1I CANT BREATHE!!! ok im good now, pshhhhhhh ahaha. well *wipes away laugh tear* it sounds like u already did a looong time ago AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.. yeah im done.
     
    mrsmorrison27, Jan 27, 2006
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  9. MrRee

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    try e-bay
     
    MrRee, Jan 27, 2006
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  11. bird_migration

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    Son,

    You can sell your soul to the Devil by being a non-believer.
    All you have to do is stop believing in God and you already sold your soul.

    You can buy it back from me or any other priest for $49.99.

    Your loving Father Bennett.
     
    bird_migration, Jan 27, 2006
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  13. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    How much were you thinking about asking? I have a little money put aside and I might need a spare.
     
    Zoomie, Jan 28, 2006
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  15. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    *shrugs*

    I sold my soul to another kid during lunch in high school. It was the easiest $8 I ever made, and then I stole it back from him later. ;)
     
    Hikaru Zero, Jan 28, 2006
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  17. YellowBellyHippy

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    does it pay well? I may be interested.
     
    YellowBellyHippy, Jan 28, 2006
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  19. HippieLngstckng

    HippieLngstckng Bringer of DOOM!!!

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    ROFL! That's what I was gonna say. :p

    Do we even know if Lucifer, Lord of Hades, has an E-bay account...? :D
     
    HippieLngstckng, Jan 28, 2006
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  21. mrsmorrison27

    mrsmorrison27 yoda piss

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    haha id buy his shit
     
    mrsmorrison27, Jan 28, 2006
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  23. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    Yeah, he has a PayPal account, set up for his American Empero--I mean--Express ... card.
     
    Hikaru Zero, Jan 28, 2006
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  25. Jerry

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    Hope you all have fun in ENTERNAL HELL FIRE
     
    Jerry, Jan 28, 2006
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  27. mrsmorrison27

    mrsmorrison27 yoda piss

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    u mean summer all year round? fun! i love summer!!! screw moving to miami, im just gonna kill myself and go to "eternal hell fire" all im saying is that the kid is being ridiculous! i mean cmon! " how do i sell my soul to the devil?" psshh this is fun
     
    mrsmorrison27, Jan 28, 2006
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  29. A-Shwa-Child

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    lol... I wonder if the ebay admins well pull your "item" from the website???
     
    A-Shwa-Child, Jan 28, 2006
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  31. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    *yawn* It's been done.
     
    Zoomie, Jan 28, 2006
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  33. mrsmorrison27

    mrsmorrison27 yoda piss

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    i dont get it..
     
    mrsmorrison27, Jan 28, 2006
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  35. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    That's a theme for you, isn't it mrsm?
     
    Zoomie, Jan 28, 2006
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  37. mrsmorrison27

    mrsmorrison27 yoda piss

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    y? do i say that alot? AHAHA
     
    mrsmorrison27, Jan 28, 2006
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  39. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    Yeah, fire is fun! ^_^ Let's go play with some matches ... and gasoline too! Yeah, sweet, let's make a bonfire! We can pile up the dead bodies of angels!

    I am Jack's revelling in sodomy.
     
    Hikaru Zero, Jan 28, 2006
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