How do you get a guy into your bed??

Like seriously... How? And don't say something jokey like " Just take your clothes off..."

There's a chap who's super foiiiiine and all I wanna do is jump him. But how do I approach the subject and get in there cos to be frank I met him through work so whenever we talk it's professional. How do I get out of this? I don't want to say something that goes too far...

ALSOOOO, he may be out of my league. :/ But I'm really into him and wanna try and wrangle him. Sooo any ideas or like tips? :2thumbsup:

 

Invite him for a drink or coffee away from work. This will give you a chance to talk in an unwork related way, then just see how it goes.

 

"Hey babeh" is a good line to start with.

 

It really isn't that hard to get one of us in your bed.... we are pretty easy.

 

At a party a girl pulled me into a bed room and started taking here clothes of saying "I'm gonna fuck you". It worked great for both of us.
But I guess you could go the long way and drop hints and hope he gets it.

 

i don't want to know your name

i just want bang bang bang

 

i'm assuming you're overweight, or else this would be a complete no-brainer. even considering that, the best method would just be to tell him what you want to do, it's just not as much of a sure thing as if you were fit.

 

it's way past your bedtime babe,ha! ha!:smilielol5:

 

Honesty is the best policy - you can contact me on .....

 

Try harder.

 

Who the crap puts these ideas in girls heads these days.. Easy girls do not ruin a guys day. Getting pussy > chasing pussy.

 

I just handcuff them and take them home with me

 

1 Turn up naked at his house.

2 Bring beer.

 

If you're not joking then i'm scared :s

 

That's how I met 50% of the guys in my basement.

 

I wish I could rep you for that. Been too long since I heard that song.

 

D:



....why does this turn me on slightly?

 

I'm not scared

 

go slightly out of your way to make physical contact with him, though not obviously and without seeming like a stalker, i don't know your work situ, but you'l know if its possible or not. smile and play with your hair while hes talking to you, this is a major sign a girls interested and a guy who misses or fails to recognise it is stupid.

if that fails to gain his attention, just ask him out, what have you got to lose?...

 

I just whisper what i want to do in their ear.