how do you roll a good blunt/joint?

I've never rolled a blunt or joint by myself. Everytime my friends do it and i wanna learn how to do it my self.

And how do you roll one using like gum wrappers or phone book pages? do you do the same thing?

 

oh god please don't use a fucking phone book page, or gum wrapper

are you retarded? do you care about your health?

Sorry.....but.....wow

Get some papers, ask your friends to show you.

 

well thats what some kids were talking about in a thread and they said it worked "wonderfully" but i was just wondering

 

Wonderfully
as in
disgustingly carcinogenic

sure...

go for it

 

im gonna be helpful, even though it not really deserved.

1) use the wonderful technology that is the search engine. google and yahoo will provide you with many times the number of correct answers if you actually bother to use it

2) youtube is full of video demonstrations

as my own little bit of advice: the trickiest part is making it round. tou gotta hook your fingers well (see a video on youtube) and become an expert at the action of using your thumbs to slide the paper up and down and get a good, relatively tight, cylinder before sealing it.

also, dont use anything but rolling paper. otherwise its either gonna burst into flames, not burn smoothly at all, make you hack your lungs out, or a combination of the above (most likely)

get either rizla or zigzag extra thins. theyre pretty easy to learn on

finally: do not "pack" joints (rolling around pencil then stuffing empty cylinder with weed) it takes a long time, is obvious, and indicates that you are inept with your hands.

 

Just get some papers, somehow. They're so much easier to roll with because they have a gummed edge. Just watch your friends roll or watch some YouTube videos and practice, practice, practice. Practice sober and high, when I started rolling I couldn't really get it right away so I did when I was high and I actually did a lot better.

 

If you can get a bag of tobacco, most come with a small pack of papers but they are only the regular size. I prefer to roll with Zig Zag 1 1/2's or EZ Widers. Tobacco is somewhat different in texture but if you can roll with it then you shouldn't have a problem switching to weed.

Rolling a good blunt from a blunt wrap is similar but in my opinion a little trickier. I recommend using Royal Blunt wraps. Keep the little straw that comes with it as it will help you pack down the ends.

Cracking open a Swisher or Dutch should not be learned by watching Youtube videos. Have someone sit down with you and go through all the steps. A properly rolled Dutchmaster can taste wonderful.

For $5 you can get a rolling machine. I find it easier to roll with a little tobacco otherwise the rolling machine will roll the weed too tight.

 

Practice, practice, practice. That's the only way...

 

Very carefully...

 

Spread those cheeks and use the oldest rolling tray known to humanity.

 

http://smokingwithstyle.com/jointetiquette.htm

 

In my opinion blunts are easier to roll than joints so you might wanna start there.
Just go up to the sto' an get you an Optimo (cause they burn slow) cigar and split that bitch with a razor blade ( for rookies, youll eventually learn to do it with your hands) Emtpy out all the tobbaco. Lick it a little. Put your ganj in there. Then fold one end over the other and twist it real tight. Lick it to seal it. Put some codiene cough syrup on it if ya got it. mmmm my mouth is watering now

 

I think they're both just as easy and hard to roll, it doesn't matter which you start with but once you get the hang of rolling either a joint or blunt then you'll be all set.

 

Practice with oregano. Then sell the oregano J's to 13 year olds.

 

i'm a bowl girl so i use a roller someone gave me for the occasional j.

 

PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE

Before I got good at rolling I'd go through about four papers per try. It was kinda a waste, but it payed off.

NEVER use anything besides real papers or maybe bible pages (from those tiny orange ones.)

 

Wow, that was helpful.