HOW does everyone masturbate?

jsut asking...sorry this is a REALLy wierd first post for me.
huzzah.

 

With my hand.

I'm so ashamed.

 

your going to hell

 

i know

 

Master bait? I don't fish....


sorry, bad pun....

 

ill save ya a seat i hear the chairs in hell are shaped like giant penises

 

Can I sit on them!?!?

 

thats how i masturbate

 

oh of course

they're ribbed and come in a variety of colours and flavours (if you so desire to perform oral sex on a chair)

 

do the have dirty ass flavor?

 

I want to lick the chair's balls.

 

they have every flavour

 

me too! can i give it a reach around too?

 

alright you guys are getting out of control


put your dick back in your pants and step away from the thread

 

I'm just eating dinner.
Well, her name isn't dinner, but...

 

oh my god nathan

 

i called google dinner today too! on the NEW person above you thread.

 

Did she taste good?
You like that one, loveflower?
(I like using people's usernames, n00bs don't get confused)

 

haha, dont worry, i was only kidding before