How good are you at sex?

Pretty straight forward. I'm not interested in your stamina or anything. We're talking standard penetration, not oral or anything.

I am awesome. How are you?

 

elite...

I lied, I'm a huge failure...

actually, didn't want people to feel bad about themselves but I am a god...

 

i made three humans , so i must be doing something right.

 

I think that's a byproduct of sex regardless of prowess.

 

wicked spiffy

 

Nice adjective. Almost wish I would've thought of that. Though awesome, in its intended use, is sufficient.

 

Pretty fuckin' good.

But I think most of that comes from me having an unnaturally tight vagina. I swear, it's like elastic or something. Every time we have sex, it's like a struggle to get it in, even if we just had sex a couple hours ago.

And we have sex a lot.

*shrugs*

 

I thought they were all elastic-ish?

 

Do you have a tilted uterus..? Or small pelvic bones? I do and I find it a pain in the ass and would rather have it not be that way...
People's vaginas are all different, same with those penises...

 

True, but mine's like super duper elastic-y.

I don't even know how to explain it.

 

I have no idea.

None of the gynecologists I've been to have said anything about it, but then again, I never asked or complained.

 

What ? define standerd. My l/s is way over the top. So sex is subjective. I'm on top of so I guess I'm ok.

Peace

 

Want spanked ?

Peace

 

Well, I'm not very good at dominance, because I can't be on top for long because I have fucked up nerves and I can't have my legs in that position for more than a few minutes without one or both locking up, followed by the worst pain I've ever experienced in just a minute or two span. Sucks ass. And talking dirty just sounds fucking stupid to me. I don't just lie there like a dead fish or anything, but I'm not even sure what the fuck makes one "good" at sex.

 

Pain in the ass? j/k


I myself don't really know how to have bad sex. It's unnatural and unsatisfying if I'm the only one that climaxed

 

so you shouldn't have a baby, or you're likely to crush it?


as far as sexual abilities, i clearly have none whatsoever...

 

alright, i guess. haven't heard a complaint yet, except that i get too wet sometimes. but i have a good grip.

 

well if that's what we're going on, i must be pretty great myself

 

Addictively Good. Seriously. They all keep coming back wether they be married, with kids, or steady girlfriends.

 

I get too wet, too!

*doesn't feel alone anymore*

And to answer the question, I don't really care. I am really confident at being on top and I enjoy having my way with my man. But I don't really care about being good at the act.

I'm pretty wicked at intimacy I think. I do try.