How good is your pot........

My pot is soooo sticky.

How, sticky is it?

It's so sticky that Super Glue looked at it and said. "Wow, you are so sticky!".


So, how good is your pot. Feel free to use my pot is.....

strong
week
wet
wild
skunky

or any number of things....

I challange everyone to come up with something..... Good Luck!

 

My pot is so stinky I've found skunks trying to fornicate with it.

 

My pot is so good that.... it's better than yours!

 

Oh and I can pee further than everyone too.

 

When i was a youngster I could piss over cars. no joke. i remember in elementary i'd stand all the way at the other end of the bathroom and piss in the urinal. the other kids got a kick out of it..
edit: and actually my current dank isn't even that dank really :\ covered in hairs and crystals...but i've had better.

 

The hairs on my pot are so red that Santa said fuck Rudolph your marijuana shall guide my sleigh tonight

 

:rofl:


im weedless right now :\

 

my pot is so purple that barney tried to make baby dinosaurs with it.

that was real lame. im fuckin high haha

 

Nice!

 

thats hilarious man...

 

my weed is so good that sometimes i choose IT over gettin laid

 

wow that must be some good ass weed

 

...My nugs are so good I just wanna fuck 'em.

 

that was soo lame.
lmao.

 

my weed is so good you get high just lookin at it

 

My weed's so good I'm too lazy to walk 500 meters to the coffeeshop to get some new :sifone:

 

my weeds so strong it KO'd muhammed ali, one hit.


eh... lame, but i like puns like that

 

Myweed is... I ain't got no weed man, I'm broke

 

my weed is so good it'll make ya wanna slap yo momma!

 

My weed is non existant