How is the poster above going to die?

I'm gonna try and resurect this one because I thought it was fun, and devious at the same time....
Sooo, someone has to kill me first......:-0

Have fun.... Farmout :cheers2:

 

^Gets thumped to death with his own Bass

 

I just knew you would kill me first.....

fails to set the brakes on the ten ton truck he was working under....:-(

 

Gets killed by a drunken sasquatch who found and emptied his still

 

Pigeon poo by the bucketload

 

MSG overdose

 

Shot and then devoured by a pack of gun toting labradors.

 

Killed by Plasma TV radiation

 

overdosed on hip forums posts....

 

Abducted ,probed and dumped in the ocean by Aliens

 

Trampled under foot at running of the bulls.

 

being from kansas i would say you will die when you and your friends decide to redo the wizard of oz with a real tornado.

 

^Tried to smoke a bowl of WD-40

 

Tapeworm.

 

Neutering gone wrong

 

your home made roller skates made out of sea crabs, crawled on your face in your sleep

 

^Tracked down and murdered by Jack Bauer

 

Complications resulting from a Rhino accident

 

^Fell asleep in the hot tub

 

fell asleep while doing the polar bear plunge