How obviouse are you?

Ive only been smoking for a few months. I am a relative noob however, I have smoked a lot since I started. I have noticed thought I do have some noob characteristics. We blaze at work all the time. When my friends and I return to work high they act real cool. When someone suggests that I may be off or asks me how I'm doing I smile and get 'goofy'. They have been smoking for 3+ years where I am at 3+ months.

Smoking at my work is known by all (except the owner) and is accepted by all. However, I wonder what I would be like if ever confronted with the law while baked.

I know my friend once got pulled over WHILE smoking a blunt and got off. He was in a topless Jeep so there was no odor or smoke and he managed to flick the blunt away without the cops attention.

How obviouse are you guys while baked?

 

if im trying to hid it, it can be done.

if i dont give a fuck, then i'm pretty obvious. especially at school

 

no one can tell when im high cause they say that I look high all the time so they never know.

 

I'm usually extremely talkative and I joke around a lot and say stupid things. When I'm high, I'm quiet and my hands shake when I am in un-stoned company. As long as I don't pick anything up and I make sure I say some of the dumbass things I would usually say, then I'm fine. If anyone asks if I'm high, I reply "Yes, I've been shooting up heroin all day, can't you see the punctures on my arm?"

 

Mentally I can handle myself if I had to talk to an authority figure, but in terms of physically my eyes are usually like 80% closed and red. My eyes are so small you could blind fold me with dental floss.

My face usually gives it away.

 

i wear sunglasses all the time in the summer, but i'll still have a stupid smile on my face.

in sunglass free areas, you can usually tell i'm stoned. probably because i always am, so people have just grown to love me for it

 

I'm pretty obvious haha

 

It really depends. A lot of time I'll talk with people and it just goes over their heads. When I'm stoned, I talk and it goes over their heads, but it's logical derivations usually don't make sense. The only people who can really tell when I'm stoned are those that actually understand my thoughts when I'm sober, which is pretty much just my gf.

Physically, I have poor balance and such to begin with, so it's not uncommon for me to stumble or fumble around when I'm sober, so it's not really differentiable when I'm high.

 

Lol I am crazy all the time, so no one really knows unless they have gotten high with me before. I just avoid people a little more when I am high. Luckily I can always blame coughing, red eyes, itchy nose, etc. on my allergies.

 

depends on how much I smoke. If I look Chinese im done for, otherwise if I got that nice body high and I move super slow im done for.

usually im fine

 

This makes for a hilarious visual...and I'm not even stoned yet. hehe

This is a tricky one for me. There are some dead giveaways..like my loss of coordination, red eyes, and giggles. But I think other aspects of my appearance and the way I carry myself that go against the typical stoner stereotype kind of cancel these things out...if that makes sense.

 

Hee hee. I understand. My pizza delivery dude could probably answer this for me better than I could.

 

i always look high.
so, i guess not obvious.
i dont give a fuck.

 

I'm not very obvious. One time I smoked with two other guys who didn't get high. For some reason they assumed I didn't get high either. Then after about half an hour I mentioned in passing that I was high and they were like "WTF?"

 

one time, when i first started smoking, i was just walking in the park and i was going super super slow and i had no idea that i was moving in slow motion. people were buzzing past me just walking at a normal rate. i was kinda stoned. that was a wierd day.

 

Lol

I never move slow when I'm high...well at least I don't think i do. I'm almost positive I move faster because I'll do things like take a 3 minute shower when it ussually takes me 10 minutes, or end up somewhere wicked fast. Except when i drive, then I go like 10 mph slower than ussual.

 

everyone knows or thinks i'm always stoned.. and well theres no reason to hide it because no one cares.. and by everyone.. i mean everyone.. even my bosses and co-workers.. so theres nothing to hide..

 

I either get more talkative or less talkative, but I tend to avoid people I don't know really well. I don't know, maybe I'm obvious. I'm a bit of a smiley person anyway though.

 

Depends. If I am answering a complex question I sometimes lose train of thought.

Normally I can fake my way through it.

 

same i smoke before school, reading period, at lunch, and after school so most kids already know i'm high