How Pathetic am I?

I Just bought my first cell phone this evening. I just called myself to to learn how to answer it, because I had no Idea how such a thing was acomplished. Aint that pathetic?

 

its not called pathetic...its called amish

 

lol,

fuck cell phones, they dont even work where i live and i like it

 

Not at all, only a wise man could figure out such a contraption

 

Oh my god! You own a cell phone? You capitalistic swine! I bet you drive an SUV, too, and listen to Lee Greenwood records all day.

 

no....not yet.

 

that's nothing near pathetic. i just got a new lighter and i decided to get all
"high tech" and buy an electric one. i sat on my bed for atleast ten minutes trying to figure out how to use the damn thing.yes.....it took me that long to discover the little sticker on the back that said "peel up for directions". all i had to do was push this little thingy in then push it up and then push the other little thingy down. sounds complicated but it's really very easy.

 

your disturbing........

 

Crum,

You're not pathetic at all. You wanted to know how the fuck it worked. I would do the same.
On the other hand... Buying a cell IS pathetic. Why you need a cell? I think that 99% of the people who have one, don't need one. It's more noise pollution. Sometimes I see a big shot with a fine cell...waiting for the bus... I hear some fat bitches at the grocery on the cell asking what type of meat to buy... Now, that's pathetic... Why don't these people get chips planted in their brains to be in contact in permanence???

 

i dislike cell phones and they seem to be getting smaller and smaller and as time goes by they will just be a tiny device you place in your ear..
and you're not pathetic..cell phones are confusing as hell..

 

I don't own a cell phone. So I wouldn't know how to work one, either. I don't feel that pathetic.