How To Answer the Doorbell When Stoned (TELL ME!)

Let's say you get a knock on the door or a doorbell ring while you are stoned. And I mean baked off of your ass.

Is there a way to not seem stoned when you open the door?

Or do you just not open the door?

Or do you just open the door anyway?

I'm talking about package delivery people, landlords, random neighbors droping by because they are new to the neighborhood and want to say hi, i'm talking about people looking for charity donations...

Because what if it is actually something important?

Is it really obvious if you are wearing sunglasses inside?

 

open your door and see whos there

 

look from a distance to c who it is, and if its a delivery person or something then it doesnt matter if ur stoned or not. if its someone who u dont want to see you stoned then just dont answer the door.

 

well, i would peek and see who it is. then if it was something important i'd answer and if not just go back to smoking ajoint

yeha

 

yeahhhhhhhh! that's what i meant

 

Well, we don't usually really answer the door... we leave it unlocked and if someone knocks (most of our friends just wander on in without knocking) we just sit there and yell for them to come in. If they still don't, then we get up to see who it is. And by that point, well, any 'random stranger' is already thinking we're freaks anyway, haha.

Repair guys... I don't care. I'll sit there and smoke until they show up, KNOWING that they're gonna show up any time. What can they say?
Package deliveries... again, what can they say?
The landlord... we have strict agreements. We DO NOT ever ever just show up. Always phone and make sure it's okay. The only time we see him is once a month, when I go to pay rent... after I phone to make sure I can go over there.
And people looking for charity, missionaries, etc... answer the door naked. Seriously. They will not come back. ever. Especially if you've got piercings they didn't want to know about, hah.

 

rofl^^. nothings funnier than answering the door for the dominos guy completely baked in your underwear

 

^^ haha, i used to work at domino's, seen some wierd shit

 

i dont answer the door in general.

one of my exes was a pizza delivery boy, and whoa the stuff he would see.. man... so yea, a stoned guy opening the door is nothing, and its not like anyone cares.

 

i've talked to army recruiters baked outta my mind, in just shorts

 

I've answered the door topless when it was a pizza dude. Thought it was just a friend (and yes, most of my friends have seen me naked - I swim naked). My husband tipped a pizza guy with a joint once, and he seemed pretty thrilled about it. I reached in my pocket for change once because I didn't have enough cash for a tip... turned out being a handful of toonies and loonies ($1 and $2 coins, for the not-Canadians) and it was probably at least $12-15. He also seemed stoked, haha.

The most recent was when my roommate and I were home one morning. Some old lady came to the door and I answered - it was a missionary. I was baked out of my tree (the roommate has that effect - especially in the mornings, haha). She started yapping and I said, "Um, we're... not religious." She hands me a fucking pamphlet with "Who is the ANTICHRIST?" in big letters on the front. Hahah. Then the dog came running out, she jumped back and went "Oh my, that's a big dog." I looked straight at her, went "Sure is!" and she handed me another pamphlet (some bible story shit) and walked away. We haven't had any more missionaries since then.

 

like what?

 

What does it matter if your stoned or not? Answer the damn door.

 

I can't wait til I open the door for my first missionary person. The sky will run red with blood.

When I'm extremely stoned, I don't answer the door for.. anyone, usually. Unless I look through the window and it's important. Or if my fam tells me there is a package coming.

 

as a former pizza boy, here's a couple things i've seen off the top of my head:

People having sex in an elevator when I wanted to use it.
On New Years Eve, 2004/2005, I delivered to some completely obliterated individuals around midnight... both of them were on the verge of passing out - one conked out on the floor and started drooling. I found the money on a shelf and left the pizza and took the money lol.
I've been offered a joint/bong many times, but I never took advantage of it... don't know why... something to do with work lol. Also have been given a few 6-packs as tips.
Sexiest thing I ever saw was answering the door to this hot early-twenties chick in a thin black nightgown... i was too young and awkward to say anything though (lol, and i probably still would be now)... but damn she was hot
But then you get your naked guys too, which is always disappointing.
There was one dude I delivered to who was so paranoid he wouldn't open the door more than a couple inches (he had one of those chain-locks)... I used to have to slide the pizza in sideways for him.
I used to have at least one wierd delivery a day, but I can't remember many of them... crackhouses, parties, wierd people. One guy had a moose's head on a chair in his living room.

haha anyhow have a good morning everyone, i'm waiting for CONAN THE BARBARIAN because thats a sweet movie

 

Tell me Army recruiters came to your house! Holy shit dude, if Army recruiters came to my house while I was blazed I would totally panic, and like hide under the carpet until they went away.

 

I can totally picture this happening

 

see who it is, It might nto matter if you high, if you dont want them to see you high dont answear. If you have to answear mess your hair up and throw on some lose clothes real fast and pretend your sick/just woke up.

 

Or just answer it... unless its the cops.

 

i answered the door to Jehovah's Witnesses completely baked until my dog chased them off. they even had the nerve to stack some pamphlets on the front of my driveway....