How to Grow in my Closet from my Parents?

I can make the electricity bills dissappear from my parents eyes, and get the seeds easily, but i need help to like setup something that will be hard to notice, but I still grow decent bud.

So I am basically asking what kind of supplies I need and seeds I need to keep my parents from noticing

 

i would suggest just growing outside

 

I don't advise growing in your parents house and trying to hide it.

 

Growing outside,ehhhhhhhhhh, one of my neighbors are some old folks that are really cool, but the other one is a real bitch.

Could I grow Lowryder in a small pot outside and late at night I can take it in and early morning out it back out.

If I do, could I for a month leave it out in the sun, and maybe for one day hide it inside my house for no light just for one day.


I could deal with tht

 

browse the outdoor growing threads. there's even a sticky by rangerdanger about guerilla growing. there's some great advice in there.

having it on your property is a liability you don't want.

who are you andy that you can make the electricity bills disappear? can you do anything for mine?

what would happen if just your parents found out? getting caught is always a possibility.

 

Hahahah!


But seriously it'd be easier to grow shrooms discreetly than weed.

 

I didn't mean it like disappear like literally, its just an expression.

Im not going to like destroy em or anything, it's just my parents wouldn't notice the electricity bills going up

 

Shrooms aint exactly my thing, I don't like to hallucinate

I tripped on peyote once and yeah.....................

 

peyote and shrooms are a world apart but i'm not encouraging you - oh no.

i'm real disappointed about my electric bill. you gave me high hopes.

 

This is good advice. Just sit down with your "grow book" and sketch out your grow area and list what you need. There is a certain amount of work that is needed and figure three months from sprout to bud. Figure your space for 4-5 plants in at least 1-3 gallon pots (starting from seed means males). Trash disposal, transplanting, blah blah blah you get the idea.

Besides, why risk getting your parents into some big time legal problems - new growers like to talk or show the crop to friends which leads to busts. You have a lifetime of growing ahead of you.

 

find some woods and grow by a creek or sumthin. id say its dam near impossible to grow in your parents house with out them finding out or sumthin.

 

sorry bout the electric bill thing and I found a place to grow in my backyard

 

Mmm? You ain't St. Stephen from the MSN news boards are ya?

 

I'm just gonna throw a few outdoors in april maybe late march and see how they do.

 

fraid not, just another gratefuldead lover

 

LOL well thats probably a good thing then because that other guy is like some kind of christian extremist who lords it over everyone about how bloody holy he is ... i doubt he'd like the grateful dead either.

Phew!