How to help a drunk friend

I'm high, on the phone with a drunk friend, and she recently threw up.

I've never been drunk
and I don't know what to do.

 

she says everything is spinning

 

Nothing you can do.

That's what sucks about being drunk.

Enjoy your high, though.

 

tips on what to tell her

she's crying and telling me she loves me
and i don't know what to tell her to do or say.

 

i've come down

 

hahahaha possibly the funniest thread ever.

 

Maybe...She should clean it up...

 

Tell her to sleep on her side with a bucket near her bed?

 

Go round there and take advantage of her drunken state ofcourse.

 

Take it from the german guy...Nothing she can do but sleep it out lol.

Tell her to go lay in bed with a bucket next to her bed and put one foot on the ground..the foot is there so she knows the room isn't actually turning

 

drink plenty of water and eat something (preferably with bread) and go to sleep, tell her to sleep on her side and to forget the sheets she has on her bed lol booze blows sometimes

 

Haha.. kids..

 

hang up the phone and save yourself the trouble, she wont remember it in the morning anyways

 

tell her to eat some bread and drink some water and just lay down and relax and watch some tv

 

she said she loves you, what more can you want?

then take edybs advice.

 

That's some bad shit..haha

 

lol the room is spinning and she threw up and shes saying she loves you, classic

 

Haha Drunk Dialing is classic. Been there, done that, and I'm still going to enjoy others' misery.

 

for future reference protein BC powder and water are key. i wish someone would have put a breathalyzer on my phone (like they put in drunks' cars). the 1st few years i started drinking. woulda saved me a lot of embarassment. Hell the other day this drunk bitch at a keg party got ahold of my phone and started having phone sex with random guys in my phone book. Some people i hadn't talked to in years. funny thing i had no idea until the next day b/c she was lying in my friends' room naked (too pathetic for words, but too cute to throw out to the countless sick fucks that would inevitably rape her if i made her leave in that state) and said she was talking to her boyfriend. i felt really sorry for her so i let her keep using it as i was just checking up on this crazy broad in between keg stands and whatnot to make sure no one had done the unthinkable. Boy! Was I surprised the messages i got the next morning from people i haven't heard of in years. moral of the story never let a drunk girl borrow your cell unsupervised. especially if you've never met her. But i digress. I find it reassuring to never be too far away from a toilet when rooms start spinning, so i've been known to sleep on the bathroom floor or in a tub. Then again i've been known to pass out in a lot of wierd places i.e. Alleys, sidestreets, Park benches, hobo camps, etc.

 

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