How to toke without annoying people

Here's one method anyway!








This was just an exercise. All of this is Powerpoint content, the images are autoshapes! You have to start about 8 postings upward and read down!

Charles (In a geeky mood)

 

genuis...

one question why would people get pissed at you?

 

because it's illegal and people are stupid bitches

 

yeah.....ahhh shit i just confused myself

 

There's that of course. But there are also occasions when you want to be able to have a toke without alerting everyone to the fact. So filtering as you exhale removes some of the stench.

Also, I usually blast some Lysol or window cleaner into the neck and soak the first layers of the unused toilet paper. This gives an extra layer of scent and helps neutralize the smoke chemically.

If you really wanted to be totally clean about it, you would aalternaate layers of material soaked in different agents. A layer of vinegar soaked paper divided from a layer of ammonia soaked paper with a neutral layer and then another downstream that is soaked lightly with a bleach solution and then finally a layer of charcoal and then rock salt.

I would build it in a 2-liter bottle and spray the liquids lightly so they can't fall down and react with each other. If you have the lung power to get through it all, the smoke would be virtually non-existent by the time it gets out again. If you have the time and REALLY need to be able to toke without annoying someone (or getting caught), go for it.

I've also done this with some success just using a plastic bag with a lysol soaked paper towel laid inside flat. You roll it up and cut the ends open and blow through evenly. It's good in a pinch, but I wouldn't try it on an airplane.

CF

 

like if you have company and just need a quick hit but don't have enough to share... or nonsmoking company or something like that?



as far as the method... dryer sheets work pretty well and you don't have to spray them... i wouldn't use a joint with such a contraption either since smoke will come off that that you don't breath through the device

 

Well I suppose that would work.

If I had people over that did not like toking, I would go into my garage and smoke in my car, or outside.

Actually I would not have people over that got annoyed by toking.

 

Or you could get an empty toilet paper roll and stuff it with those scented dryer sheets and put one over the top and keep it on there with a rubber band. Easy.

 

Yes the bounce tube is no new invention.

I just burn incense.

 

Yea, I use a Dugout mostly. I just like the bottle idea (and no I never said it was a new idea, this was just a Powerpoint exercise and I chose odd subject material. Seriously, those were some pretty funny lips to be Autoshapes. I used a valentine tilted on the side colored with 2 reds in a gradient then rounded the back side with a crescent autoshape filled with the background pattern. The lines are just autoshape arcs. I was going to make it a Jolt Cola bottle but changed my mind and went generic.

Charles

 

Your very ingenious.....I might say also with your design that if you could find a bigger catch for your remaining smoke though this is a shot... Empty the water from a toilet bowl..get water out of the s bend by soaking a rag in there...While the tube in your design is like a 2 liter bottle..You can make a type of hose and contraption to blow the smoke into the toilets plumbing....This work good in appartment without windows... Or dorms... Thing is if other appartment are missing water in their s bend the smoke will come out of that... To close the smoke when your finished flush the toilet... To close the S bend.

 

Just go outside. If it's that big of a deal then cook with the 'erb, or make hash pills

 

we crammed six people into my avalon on 40 minute trip from new orleans to hammond to go to my boyfriend's grandpa's funeral. my boyfriend's mom drove and insisted that she not reek of pot smoke at the funeral, crazy lady, so his brother had no other option than to practice "smokeless smoking." cover the bowl with the lighter, crack the window, inhale every whisp of smoke, then blow it all out the window. worked like a charm. barley even smelled it. still felt like a sardine, though.

 

well hell, in that case, just bake out the car for 15 minutes then roll down all the windows for the next 25.... trust me, there will be no smell

 

Naaaaaa, just because YOU can't smell it anymore doesn't mean it's gone. ALL smoke has a way of infesting clothing fibers for a long time. This is why they came up with "Smoking Jackets" in the first place.

While I don't mind sealing up the vehicle and smoking it out, I would never do this before seeing uncool people unless I planned a lysol spray-down afterward. Oddly enough, old fashioned Aqua Velva aftershave will cover it all pretty good. Hai Karate is better, but harder to find!

CF

 

Do it away from people? Also as others have said, after smoking, ventilate the area, also try and mask the smell maybe? I dont know. haha

 

Funny stuff. I just use a tube that goes out a window. Keeps the smell out of the house. I use cinnamon air freshener as well, weed can't get through it!

 

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