how to woo a man

Although I'm not much for movies, I've highly recommended to all my single female friends to watch the movie: "Romance". Now, I know what you're thinking...lame, right??? WRONG!

It's got great dating tips! if a woman did some of the stuff that "Romance" suggested in the movie, I'd totally be putty in her hands...

It just shows how to woo a man. How to get his attention. How to make him feel good. And how the first kiss can tell you everything you need to know...

 

All I need to do for my husband is bake. Cookies, Cake, anything like that and he is putty in my hands.

 

i bought the first rounds of beer, didn't whine, helped with his laundry and put out.

 

Dave, I see what you're trying to do. You naughty person.

Wasn't there a T-shirt on this very subject?

HOW TO AROUSE A WOMAN

Make her feel special. Spend money on her. Dote on her hand and foot. Listen to her. Empathise with her, etc. etc. etc. and the punchline (given that this goes on for a full paragraph) is

HOW TO AROUSE A MAN

Show up naked. With beer.

 

AUGHGHGH Spillage from the MIF!

LOL!

 

How To Arouse A Libertine.

Be Independent.
Be Intelligent.
Be Experimental.
Be Creative.
Be Horny.
Be Female.
Be Ready.

 

Or how about instead of wooing ANYONE, you just be yourself?? Aye?

 

How to woo me:
Be yourself. (May not work if you're not Johanna )

 

That's the best advice.

 

RE: Or how about instead of wooing ANYONE, you just be yourself?? Aye?

Yeah, but if you're a misanthropic misogynist like myself, being yourself don't work

 

Well... maybe you will come across another misanthropic misogynist... and live happily ever after??? :H

 

lol

 

she'll probably be covered in lots and lots of hair and hibernates through the winter...

 

Whats this?

 

ok..havent got time to watch the movie.... sum it up in a paragraph maybe?

 

He's being ironic, Pabsy. See the MIF for details. LOL! Someone there suggested the men there see "Hitch" for dating tips.

 

i guessed Maggie.....so was i..!

 

Actually, it was more like "watch this movie to find out how to totally sweep us off our feet and make us think you're really wonderful!"

If I remember the promos for the film what the guy does is REALLY REALLY involved.

And it plays into a bunch of gender role crap that wouldn't be tolerated if it was directed at women.

 

except that 99% of the stuff in that movie was crap. at least the movie acknowledged that by the end.

 

I Want A Cookie Too